Nighthawk

My mom doesn't live at my house.

I was thinking that too. But I also read Slash's book, and it's good.

I don't remember saying that... Also, don't call me dickless when I'm one of only four people here who have actually posted a picture of their dick. I understand the implication, but it's inappropriate.

And that's why I love Kreese.

Let me have the last word in this discussion.

Don't forget getting my cock hard.

Oh god it is so fucking cool, isn't it? I want to thank you for making me appreciate this tournament so much. It makes me feel so good.

I will! I will enjoy it, you stupid idiot. I'll enjoy it so much I'll jerk off to it.

If you like Al, vote for Al. If you like the other 63 posters, vote for them. People voting for me because they like me isn't a god damned conspiracy, you fucking idiot.

Also, this is an incredibly stupid thing to say. People announced I was going to win because they knew I was popular. That's like if someone said "Oh, Reagan is going to beat Dukakis." and then you call it a convenient coincidence when he does. That's simple logic and deduction. I feel better now, because your backlash is based on ignorance.

I don't do good things for the forums? People are happy to see me around and I make them laugh... what more do you want? I'm the most selfless individual who has ever lived. Next to me, Jesus looks like Hitler... and this is the thanks I get? I am what the internet was invented for.

It's very disheartening. I seriously don't dislike anyone, even that fat bitch TaigaStar, but if you're going to hate me, do so for a legitimate reason. All of this talk I hear about my having a need to forcibly be some kind of sick weirdo... I don't do that at all. The only one who has any legitimate reason to hate me is maybe Leena, and even she pretty much gave up and just basically rolls her eyes at me now.

That seriously hurts.

I thought you were trying to cut down on your substance abuse. I am. I was pretty drunk when I was making this thread, but it was ok, because it was a special occasion and I had been celebrating. I won't go into details about what I was celebrating, but trust me, it was very sweet and endearing, and had nothing to do with horrible sex acts. Anyway, regarding the ingestion of semen, there was a girl I used to go out with who had a fetish for it, so me and a couple other guys jerked off and saved it for like a week. Refrigerated, of course. In the end, we heated it up and she chugged it. It wasn't a gallon, but it was a hell of a lot of cum... maybe like a cup and a half. It looked pretty good when she was drinking it, because it was running all over her chin and everything, but in hindsight, that was actually her cheating. But in any case, she didn't have to throw up at all. And unless you're in a situation like that, there's just no way you can swallow enough cum for it to be a problem.

Well, I don't care about 9/11 and never did, so...

Eric Clapton & JJ Cale - Road to Escondido You guys should really listen to that. Masterful guitar. Nothing flashy, nothing innovative, just two old men who've been playing the instrument most of their lives giving it their best. I mean, Clapton, I like his real early Cream stuff... fuck that sad period when he was singing about his father and his dead son. JJ Cale was always totally good. Not as well known, unfortunately. At the very least listen to the song "Danger". Man, that is so guitar.

I wouldn't have minded me vs Lushus in the finals like Ginger wanted so I could continue being nice to her. Just to show those bitches that being a girl doesn't automatically mean we don't like you. You have to be a cunt first.

Ha ha. "Guess we'll be going down together... I mean getting off together... I mean..." I've actually used that one in elevators with girls I casually flirt with.

Really? They tend to do that around here for any relatively new movie.

Well, it's a retcon anyway. Like how Smithers is really black.

Similar to this: "Homer, promise me you won't stalk Lenny and Karl." "Oh ok, have it your own way Marge. I'll be back in a minute, I'm going outside to... 'stalk'... Lenny and Karl... D'oh!" Is it Karl or Carl, anyway? I always say Karl based the on screen appearance of his name in the one where Skinner falls in love with Patty. I have his toy still in the box, but it's all the way back in my closet, I'm not getting up to look. Oh yeah, also from that episode: "What do they do there?" "What don't they do? They do so many things, they never stop. Oh, the things they do there, my stars!" "You don't know what they do, do you, Dad?" "Not as such, no."

I'm not content driven? Have you seen my The Bible Is Literally True thread? Nobody on this board has ever argued that well. Or my long dissertation on "could care less" vs "couldn't care less"? Or even the implied social commentary of showing my cock on a wrestling board (much less becoming a queer icon)? Or my single sentence post that contained no less than sixteen layers of subtext, which Agent accused me of working backwards to find? Or my accusation of Yuna taking our cybering too seriously that contained two subliminal messages telling her to blow me? Pearls before swine.

The implication was that there's nothing wrong with being gay, but there is something wrong with being a Tori Amos fan. Fine, though, I like some of her stuff. I don't have a poster on my wall, though. I did once have every square inch of my walls covered with Marilyn Manson posters, except for this right over my bed: My goth friends thought it was hilariously ironic, but little did they know I was dead serious.

There's nothing wrong with being gay though.

I'm going to plead the FiF on my opinion of Tori Amos musically. Though I think my sexual attraction to most recently Amy Winehouse, and in the past Courtney Love, Donita Sparks, and various other crazy ass ugly girls should negate any surprise or relevance to my saying I'd totally fuck her.