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Czech, you should know that the Scotch egg was invented in 1738, well before there were even British colonies over here. I learned this from wikipedia, which also tells me that serving them hot is mostly a US thing, which is how I've had them. Cold Scotch eggs? A little weird, but I think it would be ok. It also says here that they have gained a bad reputation from being pre-made, plastic wrapped and sold at convenience stores. That I don't think I'd be cool with. Also, speaking of haggis... it's supposed to taste really good even though it doesn't sound good. They make vegetarian versions which are supposed to taste the same. I might try that so I can see what it tastes like without triggering projectile vomiting due to the content. I've toyed with the idea of getting a Scottish Coat of Arms tattoo, but I wouldn't feel right about it unless I'd eaten haggis at least once.

Yeah, I think you're thinking of Darkwatch. Decent game. Too bad about westerns not doing too well. I like 'em.

Guys, I'm not really into that sick fetish stuff so much as I just find it interesting. I'd probably do well in a fighting tournament though. I'm of the Tyler Durden/Homer Simpson school of fighting: my strength is that I can take a lot of punishment.

Patton Oswalt was pretty accurate. The birthdays that count are 1-13, 16, 18, 21 and every time you enter a new decade.

Eh, rappers dress like that their whole life. My favorite CJ memory was getting him to basically give up the LSD folder as a lost cause by posting pictures of my dick. He said something like "Just when I think it can't get any worse, leave it to the one and only IDrinkRatsMilk to prove me wrong."

Nah, Jonah Hill played a realistic character. That was me! (Except I got laid all the time).

I'd spin kick your ass into oblivion, Carlito Brigante. For the sake of my membership in the American Nazi Party.

You know, with the exception of the Italians, French and occasionally the Spanish, I talk a lot of shit about European food, but sometimes it's just insanely good, the Scotch egg being one of those times. (Not that I'm being xenophobic, as the actual Scots are by far the worst, betraying my own Scottish heritage. The truest thing Mike Myers ever said was that most Scottish cuisine was based on a dare. Good liquor, though.)

LEAVE LEENA ALONE!!!

By the way, Rebecca Gayhart reportedly suffered from nightmares and other psychological disturbances from the time she ran over the kid, even to this day. I saw that on COPS one time too, where these guys tried to mug this other guy, but he was a martial arts expert and he beat one of them to death. He was really broken up over it. Apparently accidentally killing someone really wreaks havoc on your psyche. I've never had the pleasure of doing it myself, so I wouldn't really know, but that's what I hear. Too bad for Brandy. Sometimes criminal charges help to make you feel like you've served some penance.

I was at In-N-Out on my last birthday, shamelessly checking out a volleyball team who were probably in the 15-16 year old range. I did go up to them and say "Can I get any of you cunts a drink?", but it was a dare.

I have good news on the fart front. For those of you with access to Round Table Pizza, I ordered from them, and had their Primo Sumpremo, which has three kinds of pepperoni on it, and a twisted crust with pepperoni jammed in there somehow as well. It gave me terrible gas, but the farts actually smell like pepperoni. Score!

I would have called you, but you honestly intimidate me. That is high praise.

I know we're both pretty sarcastic, but I do legitimately wish you a happy birthday! You've always entertained me. So you're like 31, right?

It's not a job unless you get paid.

Well, I'm not shutting the fuck up. I'm Milky for fuck sakes!

Let's ask everyone else if they'd prefer I shut the fuck up or you shut the fuck up.

I attempted to add Leena on facebook and she has yet to approve me. Cocktease!

It's all the same meaning. What I'd like to see, in keeping with the rap motif, if a shift from using mark in wrestling, in favor of calling fans tricks. And then a smart mark would be a mark ass trick.

I make something similar to that with Spam. I don't give a shit, Spam is fucking good. As a Hawaiian, I'm sure you're used to that, pbone. It was all over the place when I was there.

Hot Topic has some ok shirts. I send other people in to get them for me, though.

It's cumulative. I've joined a couple of sick fetish forums, they'll direct you to it. I used to correspond with this one girl who claimed to go to dog parks and... well, you can imagine. She'd lapse into these self loathing diatribes occasionally, and I'd be like "Aw hell naw, that shit's cool. My old English teacher used to do that." And I'd play all these different characters. The internet, man... ancient Rome in a box.

I am the father of Jamie Lynn's baby. That needs to be a mass marketed tshirt, in the style of "I am Spartacus." If I weren't so lazy, I'd be recording a tearful "Leave Jamie Lynn alone!" right now. Nice nipples on Brit up there, by the way.

Mark isn't even a wrestling term, it means the victim of a con, and was commonly used in carnivals, thus it's developed association with wrestling, although in the sense you're using it, that is closest to the modern wrestling terminology.