Nighthawk

I like stuffed crust, but the problem is the closest Pizza Hut to here is always out of it. Hm. I'd probably get Pizza Hut as my last meal if I was being executed, strange as it sounds. I'm almost positive I'd get pizza, but unless I knew of a really good local place wherever the prison was, I know I'd be safe with that. Either pizza or really good Chinese food would be my last meal.

Man, I completely forgot about Controlled Bleeding since mentioning them here. Thanks for the bump! I've been listening to them again and they're still awesome. My description up there of them sounding prehistoric remains apt. This thread must have been when I was first getting into this stuff, I've sort of neglected it. I gotta get back into this shit.

She can come back whenever she wants. They ban her over and over, but it's really just a formality. She came back when I came back, so I can only assume I was the draw. She stayed long enough to accept my apology for getting those cyber transcripts we had posted, which is all I needed, so it's all good.

Pestilence, war, famine and death.

Man, I went through a period of about four months where I was seriously trying to be gay, and even I wouldn't fuck that dude. Jeff Hardy FTW. ... And JC Bailey. Not Necro though, I'm with the Star on that one.

When I was five, I listened to Madonna and Foetus. No shit, Foetus. JG Thirlwell. And of course Motley Crue and Guns N Roses. But I was cooler than most kids. Well, not about the Madonna... but otherwise.

What do your kids listen to? That's the real gauge of what's popular. I remember when my brother was a kid it was all Backstreet Boys and N'SYNC and shit. I gave him a little chiding punch on the arm... and then another... and then things got a little hazy, he had to live with a foster family for a while... but when I woke up he was listening to Black Sabbath and Cannibal Corpse, so it worked out in the end.

Ok, I'm going to answer it too. First name: Dave Last name: McLaughlin Old Smarkboard name: I've only been Milky and IDrinkRatsMilk (and briefly Tigger) Age: 25 From: Tampa Music genre: death metal and gangsta rap Fav drug: I'm so antidrug I make Nelson Mandella look like GG Allin Fav alcholic drink: Smirnoff and blue Gatorade Fav movie: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Fav wrestler: Benoit (didn't much like him before he butchered his family, but now, yeah) Fav series of matches: Cage of Death Brand of cigarettes: Marlboro Fav site (wrestling or not): wikipedia Newsletter subscriber?: Fuck that. fav writer: HP Lovecraft? Who promises the most?: Myself. I'm always promising "I'll never do that again." Who promises the least: Jesus WCW, WWF, ECW or what?: BJPW, CZW, IWA-MS Best international match you've ever seen: Jun Kasai vs. Jaki Numasawa Past post count title: What the fuck are robster craws? Fav poster: Leena Fav porn babe (because we're all eteros, right?!: Anastasia Blue Fav wrestling bitch: Bitch? Isn't that a little derogatory? Why does porn get "babe" and wrestling gets "bitch"?

Things I've been repeatedly disappointed by, that they left out from the book: The zombie vampire women put on lewd displays to lure him out of the house. Show me that, just once. Since in this one, they were outright monsters, I ain't expecting it in the deleted scenes either. Really the crux of the book is talking about just how bored he gets being the last man on earth. That has yet to be conveyed properly in a film version. His descent into alcoholism I liked too, where he starts just getting staggeringly drunk regularly because he literally has nothing better to do. That would be nice to see in a film. Even the title isn't really as relevant when they change the ending. Sure, they made up a fake explanation for it, but it wasn't as good. I'm not spoiling anything by saying this, but what it originally was, was that the monsters are articulate and speak to him, and they say "You are the monster to us. You come out and kill us while we're sleeping. You are what we frighten our children with when they're bad." Thus... I Am Legend. Still room to make another film version. Just make it accurate. That was fine.

I passed by a Wienerschnitzel earlier, and the chnitzel part of the sign was out, so it just said "Wieners". I laughed and laughed.

I didn't think it was too good. Wrong balance between action and plot. Should have had more of one or the other. Bad creature effects. Smith is still good, though. The crowd liked it.

Don't get me wrong, it was fun for a while, I was just surprised you kept doing it so long. That's what I read often happens, somebody will go through a big binge and then either get bored (like you, apparently) or go 4th plateau and get the hell scared out of them, like me. It was great for watching movies, though. I had a near cosmic experience watching James and the Giant Peach on it. I started a thread here about it. Still one of my favorite movies, I've watched in nearly every kind of inebriation. Sober, too.

I'm surprised by the number of people unwilling to give their last name. What did they think was going to happen? You aren't that important.

Jingus, you haven't done cough medicine in months?! Good for you! Stick with it, that will destroy you.

No, go ahead and tell us which dudes you think are hot. It will help with this survey I'm doing. Even my mom thinks some of them are hot. Back in the 80s, it was Ted DiBiase, and then in the 90s she said it was Billy Gunn and Val Venis. Now it's JC Bailey and Nick Mondo, since I've exposed her to underground death match wrestling by doing it myself. I always said "C'mon, don't you think Necro Butcher looks cool?" because he pretty much looks like me, but no...

I'm in Sacramento from time to time. I'm totally going to eat one of those.

There's been lots of girls. I'm not going to name them off, but it's more than you'd think. Even though this is less of a wrestling board now, fact is a lot of girls like wrestling. Sure, it's often because they think some of the guys are hot, and thus wouldn't be inclined to discuss it on the internet, but it's a draw. Even Marney, if you remember her, liked wrestling at one point.

Yeah, I'll agree. Look at what I said about my father saying he wished they'd burn in hell. My stepmother is a schoolteacher [K through 5th music teacher], and she brought this movie up in class, and the kids were right there with her with the "tool of the devil" bullshit. God, it sickens me, the way Xtian kids were raised... I am extremely anti Xtian. So take that into account when you relate to me. So nah, it's not porn, we'll just take whatever we can get.

Fucking series. By the rest of your post, though, you probably knew that. I went to see this with a couple hardcore atheist friends, who had no knowledge of the books, and they were all "C'mon? What happens now!" So yeah, I can agree with that. PS [totally unrelated]; if any church supports this, that church is a fucking bitch. Take a stand, pussy,

Fuck that. That polar bear punched that other polar bear's jaw off! Isn't that enough? Actually, when the bear was drunk, it reminded me of Wilfred Brimley in The Thing, when he got liquored up and was like "IT WANTED TO BE US!" I might be too apologetic about this movie because of my anti religious beliefs, but I don't think so. It was pretty good.

Nah, man, yes they do. I'm not talking about Hollywood, I'm talking about people. As much shit as they bitched about Harry Potter, which was just a story, and all the breath they wasted on that, and now along comes another which outright tries to tell children that there is no god and never has been, that is just outright funny. So compared to the "Harry Potter contained numerology!" viewpoint, a movie which blatantly says "We want to teach your kids to defy the concept of a god." can be protested against. I'm still one generation removed from people who are very religious, so that's part of why this is so funny to me. I brought it up to my old man, and he said "I hope they burn in Hell.", and I said "Wait a minute..." and he said "No, I don't really. I just really don't like it. I'm just talking shit." But in any case, I liked the movie apart from any of that. It was good. Drunk bear!

She looks a bit like Diamanda Galas, too. She's much older, but that's what Winehouse could look forward to if she cleaned herself up.

Female Shane MacGowan? Never. Shane is a genius, she's just ugly. I would definitely definitely fuck her, though. I like the cracked out look, and also have a missing/crooked teeth fetish, as well as the tattoos. That's A++.

Harsher penalties won't do it either. Not for nothing, by and large, criminals don't want to hurt you. That's a pretty small fraction of what goes on. Drug dealing and the related violence alone is most of it. Then usually in a murder case, it's the most likely suspect, and they had a reason to do it. If you have an obsessive exlover, then by all means, carry a gun. That's basic human rights. I see two foolproof solutions: 1984 or Superman IV. Dystopian police state or god-like alien hurling all the weapons into space. Neither sound good to me.

I'll put Tabasco on basically anything that isn't cold or sweet. I love it on pizza. I actually got the idea to do that from an old Superbowl commercial where a guy does that and then a mosquito bites him, flies away and explodes. I have a collection of really, really hot stuff I use on special occasions. I have the tongue for extremely hot sauce, but I more enjoy looking at the novelty bottles with various devils and what not on them. Good for steaks.