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Tweekend is my favorite Crystal Method album actually. I love everything they put out, though. It's just so obvious. I also really like Meat Beat Manifesto, he used my favorite sample ever (Thrill Kill Kult also used it, in "A Daisy Chain 4 Satan"), where the chick is saying "I live for drugs. It's great. I can't afford drugs, I would never buy drugs. My friends turn me on." I don't even know what movie that's from, but I love the shit out of the quote. I also really like Bomb the Bass, who is basically just into sampling, but it's so awesome. Just really, really obvious, like Crystal Method, too. Using like "Kid DYN-O-MITE!" samples and shit. My favorite song of his is Megablast, which uses the bassline from the theme to "Assault on Precinct 13" For just outright sampling, I also love Cassette Boy, who are so illegal it's not funny. They did a great one about 9/11 using Rat Pack samples. They also have the classic track "Di and Dodi Do Die". Let's see, I also love kid606, I've mentioned him here before. He can be sort of hard to get into, he's basically electronic grindcore, but he is capable of legitimately beautiful shit, for example the Soccer Girl EP. It's amazing. From his same label, there's Cex, who is halfway between digital and being a rapper. He can work a crowd, too, I've seen him be like "Give it up if you don't like torture! Yeah, throw ya hands in the air if you think motherhood is awesome!" His concept rap album Tall Dark and Handcuffed is great.

Fuck you.

Have I ever mentioned my irrational hatred of the Chemical Brothers? I do hate them, and there's really no reason for it. Especially considering that I love Crystal Method, who I've heard called the American Chemical Brothers a bunch of times.

Yeah, he is pretty cute. I mean that in like a kitten way, you know. I find that's actually a really good wake up call to upset teenagers, just be like "That's the sweetest thing ever! Can I hug you?" And actually, the answer is usually yes. A good hug solves insane amounts of problems.

So after weeping over it the other day, I thought I'd check out the video for "Like A Prayer". It's one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, and I mean that in a good way. I remember seeing it when I was a lad watching Mtv in the 80s, but it's been a while. So Jesus is a black guy and she fucks him. The the concept of the video. Right the fuck on, Madge. Seriously, I love Madonna. Publishing a book that's just a bunch of filthy pictures of yourself and charging $100 for it. Then being a million years old and making out with Britney Spears for no reason and living in a castle in England. I wish I was her. Could have done without "Frozen" though. Everything else she put out was great, but that song basically sucked.

So apparently Jon Nodtveidt is now dead. I didn't know that when I first mentioned him. Apparently after killing a guy, when he got out of prison, he shot himself in a circle of candles with a Satanic grimmoire open in front of him. Pretty out there. Dissection is a great band, perhaps because of this.

Uh... Christ? Born in a manger? And that whole thing.

Maybe slashing his wrist really really hurt, so he said, fuck that, I am taking pills now. That does happen sometimes. Mayhem vocalist Dead tried slashing his wrists (down the road and all) and it was just too much effort, so he went and got a shotgun. Suicide note: "Please excuse all the blood."

Quite honestly... Because it's funny. That's actually the only answer I have. I openly admit that I am very shy and quiet, and sometimes act like an ass as overcompensation, but it's not that. Nicole and you can be ok. Just take the advice I told you earlier, just say "Hey Nicole, I really like you are you are totally cute." What's the worst that will happen? Do that shit, man.

No, I'm really not that bad, and I'm sorry B@RTOK. I am more accepting than that. This whole thread is just total hyperbole.

The National Enquirer is credible, they're just sleazy.

Ok, if someone has read all the original manuscripts, they probably know it better than me. But as it is a bunch of shit, spending that kind of time with it is a pretty futile effort, and I therefore think that you are stupid. So I think the amount that I know is a rational, good amount to know.

Fuck him. I'm apolitical, but he's directly responsible for nude pictures of me being taken off the internet, so fuck that guy.

No, I seriously understand it better than anyone. Studying the exact same words over an entire lifetime doesn't make you understand the words any better. It's more than reading it a few times, I know that fucking book. I get very offended when you call bullshit on my knowing it better than anyone because I know it better than anyone. I do understand religion. Very well, actually. And I despise you, if you follow it, that doesn't mean I don't understand you. It means you are an idiot. And that's really all there is to it.

When I did that, I was in my "discover myself" phase which lasted years, but that was how I was raised, so I said "Well, maybe it's true. Let's see how it feels from their end." And I gave it a shot... and I think I did pretty well. To this day, I think anyone who likes the Bible is in for a rude awakening with me, cause I seriously know it better than... anyone. I'll shut 'em down. To this day, fucking nobody knows the Bible more than me. I'll shut 'em down. Nigga, I'll shut 'em down. Think you know me? Nigga, I'll shut 'em down. Try me. I'll make you famous.

Ok, that's fine, and I will accept that my hatred of religion probably has to do with my upbringing. We're ok. That's pretty much the main point of my philosophy. And whether it be from the Bible, the Qur'an, Five Classics, Talmud, Kojiki, or Tripitaka, that's ok. And let me hate it, that's my thing, I believe in nothing. Whatever it takes to get you through the day, I'll let you do that. But if it does come up in conversation, I will logically tear it to shreds. Just allow me that indulgence. Like, there was this Mormon girl I knew... and she was fine, all things about her: thumbs up. But if her beliefs came up, I would just riot on her. If you are confident in your beliefs, you should be ok with educated criticism. If it makes you be a better person to believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster, great. Just don't get mad if I challenge the logic of it.

You suck. Let's say you never heard anything about the Bible, nobody ever told you about it, and your knowledge is zero. You just ran across it in a used bookstore. How many pages would you have to read before you said "Hey, this is the truth!" You'd throw it in the trash, and you're a liar if you say you wouldn't. I accept the truths the Bible says, but they are not any divine prophecy. I could tell you the same things Jesus did. It's common fucking sense. There is nothing in the Bible... nothing... that we don't already know. And if the Bible helps some people become aware of these things, then great, the Bible is awesome, but it has been responsible for so much evil that as a whole, we should just get rid of it. There are profound truths in the Bible, sure, but not so profound that we would never find them without it. My absolute favorite passage in the Bible: They ask Jesus if they should pay taxes or not, and Jesus takes the coin and says "Whose image is this, and whose inscription?" [Caesars] "Then give to Caesar what is Caesar's, and give to God what is God's." That is one of the most brilliant things I have ever heard. I will love Jesus forever because of that. He ain't the son of god, but he's a fucking genius, and he said a lot of things which still mean a lot today. Jesus is awesome, that I won't deny.

I hate you, pbone. That is what Christianity really teaches. If you're not that, you defy your own religion. That is seriously what it wants from you. Ok, 19 page Bible thread inserted here... You people who are sort of ok with what the Bible says and are alright, you sicken me. I spit on you scum...

Yes it is. If you mean it, I thank you sincerely. If you joke... Fuck you, cocksucking cunt.

Ok, all Christians: ignorant pricks. The only Christians I've met who are good, loving people, are so in spite of being Christian, not because of. Christ the man was a wonderful person. Beautiful, made us all believe again, but every single person who follows what he taught fucks it all up and is awful. Nobody really listens to him, by which I mean, eschews everything religion says, and is just a good person. That is seriously what Christ taught. I, myself, am a nihilist, and believe we have it in us, as humans, to be decent. We should all listen to the Residents Roadworms album. "It's so difficult for us to love, we pretend to need a little shove."

If you think this thread sucks, go into the wrestling folders. I read them to make me feel better as a person.

Ok, I'm disturbed by her new picture. Looks like a god damned ghost from The Others.

I doubt there'll be a sequel, at least with any of the originals included. That just doesn't seem to be their style. But I will note that I have already gotten drunk and went word for word on the sleepover scene with my own best friend. Down to the "Boop. Boop." thing. Also, another friend of mine told me it was the prompt to outright say that he loved his best friend. Equally cool and gay at the same time. I was already super cool, and super gay, but that was the best scene in the movie (not funniest, but best).

I approve. I don't have any right now, but I've used them in the past, and probably will again. My current place is basically just a hole to keep my stuff in, though, so I'm not doing any decorating. My favorite: The Richard D James Album in the bathroom, at eye level when somebody's sitting on the toilet.

You really can't say that because there's always been religion. We don't have a control group. But yes, I would agree that people are what's wrong with the world. That's even better.