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The purple one is from a place called The Mountain, who have a lot of neat fantasy stuff, but you can just find that stuff through Amazon. A lot of merchants just put up their whole stock on there, so one search cross references a lot of sites. So I think the answer is pretty resoundingly "the purple one", but I do like Brujo's idea.

I made that one. I'm gonna frame it.

I'll apply for a job there. You can just outright tell people to go fuck themselves, but if you deny it, there's nothing they can do? Awesome.

There's plenty of reasons to disparage, that's just the most glaringly obvious one. It's like talking shit about Chris Benoit for murdering his family. No, there was plenty else wrong with him... it's just, y'know... c'mon. But if you really want a new reason, get into heroin. It's better than cough syrup, it's trendy, you'll lose weight, and even noted ex junkies Scott Weiland and John Frusciante extol it's benefits in a creative sense to this day.

That's a pretty dick thing to do though, just quit showing up. Sometimes people deserve that, though, I know.

You know, Hot Rod was legitimately the funniest movie I've seen in years. Literally years, and I was in tears almost the whole time. Response to it seems pretty polarized, though.

As a former professional drinker, I could talk about alcohol, even though I've recently vowed to never drink again. I don't have a lot to say about beer, but liquor I know about. If I was drinking beer, though, it was usually a 40 of Miller High Life, once I got out of Florida, cause they don't sell them there. Absurd, but hey, I don't really like beer. Cans, usually Coors. Fuck it. Sam Adams was pretty good. I was always a big Jim Beam fan. Jack Daniels was ok, liked it more for mixing. I'd drink Beam straight and smoke a Marlboro red, made you feel like a man. I actually preferred to mix Pepsi with whiskey than Coke. If I was going for the cheap stuff, I didn't mind Old Crow. Old Crow is a good depression drink. You feel like sitting in the rain and listening to Tom Waits with that stuff. Would occasionally get Wild Turkey. I honestly don't know why I didn't drink more Wild Turkey, I always liked it. Maker's Mark as well. I'd always order that in bars, although I usually drank outside of that setting. Part of my loyalty to Jim Beam is probably that GG drank Jim Beam. I would often drink the same things and my various rock idols and what not. Got Bushmill's Irish whiskey for that reason, cause of Jim Morrison. I could take or leave it. Now as for vodka, it's Grey Goose all the way, even before the Ying Yang Twins classed it up with that song. It really is very good, but not cheap. I tried Patrick Bateman's drinks, J&B and Finlandia. Finlandia really wasn't that good, I'm surprised he was written as drinking it. J&B always just felt too Christmassy. Like drinking port or something. The thing I like about vodka is that cheap vodka is just that. Cheap vodka. So if you really don't care and just want to get wasted, there you go. Vodka is the only thing I could ever lower myself to just getting the bottom shelf generic whatever. If I wanted a decent vodka without paying for Grey Goose, Absolut was ok. For gin, Bombay was good, and I enjoyed Beefeater, but if I'm drinking gin, it should probably be cheap gin. Seagram's was perfectly fine, and it has hip hop cred, much like the 40s. I actually rather enjoyed the taste of Seagram's.

If I were eating them with plain bread, I'd toast it first.

I've been fired a lot. I really don't think it's that big a deal, but then I've never had what you could really call a career until lately. For various shit like not shaving (that was more of me quitting, though), making the people training me fear for their life (a driving job) and calling a coworker a dumb bitch, fun stuff like that.

That would be good.

Oh yeah, I totally knew that. It relates too, because if I had a daughter her name would be Pagan. I really saw a little girl named Pagan once, and I tell people and they're like "Are you sure it wasn't Megan?" and I'm like "No, it was seriously Pagan." And it was. Those're my kids, Slayer and Pagan. I will compromise slightly on Slayer. I will accept Christian Slayer McLaughlin, and then you can call him Chris and pretend he doesn't have the awesomest name ever. But it's Pagan all the way for a girl.

Oh, by the way... .luke-o has horse teeth .Jingus is a cough syrup addict... let me say that again. .Jingus is a cough syrup addict .and Matt Young was in love with a stupid whore. I mean, I am too, but not like him. In fact, no I'm not. I love stupid whores, but I'm not in love with them I'm going to try something here, based on another thread. The original list, and who's real first names I know. .CWM - David .Banky - Jeff .Agent - Gene .Inc - Matt .Edwin - Paul .Frigid Soul - Adam .Kotz - Patrick .Carnival - Ethan, but only because I heard Leena say it. .Zack Malibu - ok, I'm digging on this one... Chris? .Marney - I would actually be very interested in. From what I know of her, I would guess Patty or Selma. .Leena - Aliana. I think something like that. It's a pretty name. I really feel bad that our relationship went sour, I really liked her. But not sexually. Sort of like Yuna_Firerose. Ok, we constantly had cybersex. But it wasn't important. .Rant - Josh And that's it. Nothing weird. Let's take it upon ourselves to give any children we have weird names. I'm one hundred percent committed to naming my first born son Slayer. It has nothing to do with the poster, but he can pretend it does.

I legitimately laughed out loud. First time since 2004, that wasn't at one of my own posts.

After making people afraid that I would die again, I'm not going to ever drink again, so my planned ramblings won't happen, unfortunately. I will remain, as Vanhalen says, on fire, though, probably from having cigarettes put out on me. About once a year I get so drunk I don't know what's what, and do some crazy shit, and make people think I'm going to die. It keeps me sober. This was it for this year.

We share a name! He doesn't suck!

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Thank you, Vanhalen, from the bottom of my heart. I really and truly appreciate all of my fans.

Yeah, you actually did it for real. That was the real thread where nothing happens. I actually did want to say things in this thread, though. I just need to drink more, and then I will.

Inc's real name is Matt Dutto. These are the poster's whose real, full names I know. Inc: Matt Dutto Agent: Gene Simmons Silverman Kotz: Patrick Spoon And that's actually it. I know a lot of first names, but that's all, except for like, Matt Young or some shit, but that's obvious. I am David McLaughlin. You should send me money in the mail, like that one guy did.

That was a pretty good thread, twiztedmind, but who exactly did you love? TSM in general? I also love them. But that thread deserves more. There's a lot I could say about how I love this place if I wanted to. Also, you see all that stuff I just said? Nothing is happening, still. So it's ok.

They got the house for free over this sick compulsion society has to reward people for breeding, I'm sure. We're not repopulating after the Flood anymore, keep your god damn legs together.

Can I just openly say I hope a piece of falling satellite falls on the house and kills every one of them? That doesn't make me evil, does it?

I'm currently trying to talk them into letting you join, Czeck, both drunk and sober. And then it kind of veered into me talking about crazy things I did while drunk. But it ain't me, if you don't get that invite!

Also, looking at my posts from years ago... it's crazy how much I claim to not remember. I still drink a lot but I also remember shit which happened years ago. What the fuck was I doing back then? Answer? Anything you put in front of me. I'm amazed I was so popular as a poster. I was a wreck as a person. Everyone loved that, though, so I guess it's not that surprising.

Runing it? Michael Myers in Halloween 6! Samhain!