Nighthawk

Related question: what will it mean to you if the board croaks? I probably wouldn't outright buy it, but I would be sad.

As much as I hate you guys, I go on record as posting here for the rest of my life, as long as there's a board to post at. I'm a grown man with a good life and I still post here and it's ok. I'm past the "It's temporary." phase.

You're ruining it.

You're not sure why? How about because I'm the awesomest person ever and I said you were ok with me? How's that for why?

Czeck, you kickstart my heart. Sorry for all that awful shit I said about you at the secret board for stupid jerks. And happy birthday, thuganomics! Shine on... you crazy asshole.

God I love GG Allin. Amazing interview. That man was a genius. I mean, say what you will about him, but people who call him an idiot clearly never paid attention to what he said when he was sober. I mean, you already know that he is my personal hero, but I really feel like I don't do enough to promote him to people. Then I tell myself "Dude, you got a tattoo of his face, that's pretty fucking serious." And I say "Yeah, you're right, me, it is." It kind of sucks how down to earth he was, though. I could have legitimately hung out with him if we were alive at the same time and I wasn't ten years old.

I've found that in real life, I'm mostly called David again. It fluctuates because I honestly don't give the slightest shit which one you call me. I say "Dave" because it's one syllable shorter.

Yeah, we actually had this same exchange in that thread. At the original UGS, Banky and I wanted to be mods, and then at the second incarnation, I at least was automatically made one. I miss Banky. Him and his marriage. I just read that entire thread, and I was awesome. This was my rating of myself: And look what I said about Choken One: (He had asked me nicely not to call him Scott.) I also said that El Brujo was to this board what Satan was to the Bible. As it turns out, I really like El Brujo much more now than I did at the time, so I'm impressed I was able to call such an awesome rating when I barely knew the man. I'm just going to sit around and read my old posts for a while. I'm so funny. I love you guys, I really might get that tsm tattoo. But I will think of an alternate explanation for what it means. I'm not an idiot.

And he posted it twice. Awesome. This is my original summary of you: It was actually an ok thread, because I was mostly telling the truth. Here it is. Of note, Jon assures me he will try to "jump out" at me more often, because he thought I didn't like him, but I said no, you just fade into the background. He totally succeeded, as I now think he's great.

At one point. I almost compared you to Jim Norton's character on Lucky Louie, and he was the best character on the show. I insulted you way worse than that in my original ask me what I think of you thread.

You know what's really good? Frozen lemonade. They should sell that at more places. Also, I'm drinking Sunny Delight at the moment. It's the first time I've had it in years, and it is... not as good as I remember. I would never choose this over just drinking actual orange juice. Hawaiian Punch, on the other hand... now that's a delicious unnatural sugar filled beverage, there.

It's time for one of my trademark changes in sexual orientation! I am now... gay for pay.

I honestly don't think I'm in good enough shape to do regular gay porn, but I'm not out of shape enough for fetish gay porn.

I told you, I just copied that from another thread, I had no input in it! If you want me to insult you, just post in the thread. .fazzle I like little whore though. I decided long ago that if I were a girl, I'd be the biggest slut you ever met, doing gang bangs and fucking everyone in sight all the time. And I'd do porn. The reason for this is that I love attention. But since I'm not a girl, I can't... and that's a shame. I have to get attention on my own merits.

say what now? You remind me of me when I was a teenager. So I'm potentially your future, although there will be a slight difference, as Incandenza likes me and doesn't like you. A lot of us superposters have other posters who are like us as kids. Agent has Corey Lazarus (which I also relate to myself a bit), and Kotz has pbone, but the difference is pbone actually is a teenager, and you and Laz are grown men. Still, Laz probably had the best cock that time we were posting nude pictures of ourselves. Is twiztedmind the guy I agreed to marry? I think that says it all. Both the question itself, and the fact that I don't remember. No, I think it was somebody else. That was a really good thread, though, that was the once that I was funny. .twiztedmind gets confused with gay people

He's not dead. Just have him play it old.

I actually really like IHOP. The butter pecan syrup is the best.

.gary floyd wishes he was me so bad he's basically Ed Norton to my Brad Pitt .Cyber Mark Madden is obviously a loser because in pictures of him he doesn't smile and he said he talks in a monotone. How fucking boring. PS. I got fan mail from Finland today. I don't know anyone here from Finland off hand, but it's my favorite country, and I want to personally thank you for caring. I love all of my fans.

I didn't make that list up, it was copied from another thread. Blame them. but .Murmuring Beast is a genius. .Richard ... that's what your mom said! Also, told me he was so pretty he should have been born a little girl, then I found out he was a fat guy. Cheesala... fuck you, I'm not doing it.

Milky was funny once.

Also, I don't think it's appropriate to lament that I was funny once. I mean, in my estimation, I'm as funny now as I ever was. I'm not like a standup comic who has to come up with new material. Whether I'm funny or not is just a matter of how my personality strikes people. But the point is, I don't think my being funny was ever my appeal. I think my unwavering confidence and immersion in certain cultural irregularities made me more of a cultish figure.

.Vanhalen is gay .Muggy Bogues did something gay once. I heard about it.

Well, my rather stupid sexual exploits are starting to catch up with me. I do have an active dating network of nice girls my own age now, but I still keep getting bothered by a married Mexican girl who I used as a sperm dumpster. It's gotten to where I really have to pick one or the other, lifestyle wise.

A thread I started about how many pairs of shoes you own. I had been here years already, though. The funny part is that I'm now up to 22 pairs of shoes.

Stop talking about your personal life.