Nighthawk

Yep, he's right, and it was all the work of ME! OH GLORIOUS ME!

Even if it isn't actually a remake but a completely different spin on the Japanese franchise? Unless we're not talking about the Matthew Broderik one and instead are talking about Godzilla 2001 or whatever the hell it is. Dawn of the Dead remake was terrible. No motorcycle gang and no massive redneck bbq where they shot zombies coming up from over the hill. That's some shit...and the ending was terrible too. Are you actually referencing Godzilla 1985? Because that was awesome. Ok, now I'm a pretty big god damn Godzilla fan. That's actually one of my planned leg sleeves, and I'll do fuckin' Mothra and shit, and King Gheedora. I love me some god damn Godzilla. I kicked my father in the head over Godzilla, and I was wearing god damned Airwalks at the time. Godzilla, bitches! Godzilla! And the Dawn of the Dead remake was badass. I still think the opening to that should be the opening to any Rapture movie. THAT'S WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN! THE LORD! And all that.

Penn and Teller had an entire episode about it... it's from Corpus... Christi... Texas! Although drinking water from Christ Corpse sounds pretty appealing.

Tim Horton was a hockey player? I had no idea.

Well, for the record, I eat my meals one course at a time as well. I do seriously have OCD, though, to the point where I lock/unlock my door precisely four times when I come home at night. It's fairly severe, to the point where I get laughed at, but not to the point where it disrupts my day to day life. But what I really wanted to talk about was the KFC famous bowls. Because Patton Oswalt has a new album out, I've been thinking about some of his bits, and he has a well known one about those bowls (he's done it on Conan O'Brien and various other public forums). I, for one, like the bowls, even though I barely ever eat at KFC. But the concept of slamming your different food items into mush is established and acceptable, I think. I think this is sort of a childhood regression thing. Bill Cosby has a well worn bit about his daughters combining all their meal items into one. From the 60s. So it's been done. I was raised in tandem by two single parents, and my mother can't cook for shit (plays into why I will fall for any girl who knows how to cook) so most of my time with her was spent eating from restaurants. My father can't cook for shit either, but he would try. And we would once a week have a meal of the leftovers from everything else he made combined and prepared as one insufferable dish. So I'm used to this. However, from my earliest memories, mashed potatoes and corn would be mixed every time I had them together. This also has to do with breakfast burritos. Who thought of that? Just take the eggs, the sausage, the cheese and all, and slam them together and wrap a tortilla around it. That's not a rational dish! But it tastes great. And then put salsa on it. Who thought of that? Just cause it's wrapped in a tortilla doesn't mean it's actually a Mexican dish! It's eggs and sausage and all! But you know what? It tastes great. So that's what KFC should look into... burritos. Takes mashed potatoes and chicken bits and corn and gravy and biscuits and the whole deal... and don't put it in a bowl. Wrap a tortilla around it. Call them Dinner Burritos. It's a great idea and I'm sticking with it.

Ok, I really don't think Psycho was bad at all, it was just pointless. I mean, Vince in drag as the reveal did draw laughter, but he looked funny and everyone already knew it was him, so that couldn't be helped. Godzilla is the worst remake, and I can't be convinced otherwise. 2004 Dawn of the Dead was awesome.

I'd fuck him!

Cheesala fucking sucks.

In my cough syrup drinking days, I once called a years gone ex because I forgot what year it was. I got her sister, and degraded her for still being at her parents house when said ex was years younger and had long since moved on.

I've never been in the chatroom, and am in no clique except the cult of Milky, and I despise you. Because you are an alcoholic. Stop drinking, you fucking lush. It's not my fault the bartender cut you off last night, you fuckin' douchebag. That's the same reason I hate Marney, though, and I'd do something marginally unpleasant for the opportunity to fuck her, so take it as a compliment, you fuckin' douchebag.

I should also note my best line of the movie, which drew scattered applause from the, indeed, eight or so other people in the theater. When she's taking the boyfriend upstairs to fuck him and says "You comin'?" I called out "Too late." I now also actively hope Lindsay dies so I can justify getting a tattoo of her.

Had a great time with this. I love horror movies, I love Lindsay Lohan and I love movies that suck, so it was great. Most people there were laughing at it. It was pretty stupid that she didn't take her clothes off, even down to sitting up in bed and holding the sheet over them. She might as well get naked at this point, what reason does she have not to? Seemed to me the ending was symbolic of her regaining her memory, much like the final episode of Full House.

Nice tattoos though.

Right! I mean... wrong! ...I mean... Precisely why I gave up nihilism. Wait, what? Why? You liar. Flawed infrastructure. Like Walter said, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, but at least it's an ethos. So I took the same basic premises of nihilism, then slapped a giant Cthulhu sticker on it and invented my own belief system. That way, I'm not laden down with flaws, because it's flawless.

Those potato sticks taste like cum.

Shut up.

It's not so much that I'm annoyed with ketchup as it is that I'm disgusted. I mean, I don't really care, but you know... Actually there is one instance in which ketchup is less gross. When you grill them on the BBQ. I remember I once ate six of those with ketchup. Ketchup is good with charcoal.

You're right, I take it very seriously. I must get a tattoo which says "TSM" very soon.

Why does everyone hate Jon? He's awesome! Everybody likes me, and they hate him, but we're very similar. It isn't fair.

It was right now, this topic is hilarious! Ha ha ha, ho ho ho! Oh, stop me, I can't help myself from holding my sides at the hilarity!

That's too bad to hear. I'm seeing it this week, and I was hoping for a really bad one, so me and my friends could riff on it. If it's really good, that's ok, but just decent sucks the fun out of it. Still going, though.

That's weird. We have A&W/KFC. In both instances, I don't know why anyone would choose the alternative to A&W. A&W's the shit.

Frontman for KISS. Who hasn't dated him, though?

What a whore.

I always think of Unicron or a more humanized Optimus Prime for Manhattan's voice.