Nighthawk

The Cure (through the 80s only) 1. The Head On the Door 2. Disintegration 3. Pornography 4. Boys Don't Cry 5. Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me 6. Three Imaginary Boys 7. The Top 8. Faith 9. Seventeen Seconds

my ice cream flavors Cherry Garcia Oatmeal Cookie Chunk Chunky Monkey Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Dublin Mudslide Yep, they're all Ben and Jerry's. Lot of people make cookie dough now though.

Aw. The only internet petition I ever cared about (though not enough to sign it) was the one to bring back Lucky Louie. You can't write your congressman about that.

I really want to know the answer to that. Not rhetorical.

Hard liquors: 1. Jim Beam 2. Grey Goose 3. Maker's Mark 4. Bombay Gin 5. Jagermeister Fruit juices: 1. Orange 2. Cranberry 3. Grape 4. Pineapple 5. Grapefruit

I'm just a GHUA supporter. I wish it could have been higher, cause I think it's underrated, but you know, it's not better than all the albums above it. Here's Cannibal Corpse: 1. Tomb of the Mutilated 2. Vile 3. Butchered At Birth 4. Eaten Back to Life 5. Gore Obsessed 6. The Bleeding 7. Kill 8. Gallery of Suicide 9. Bloodthirst 10. The Wretched Spawn

You know, I listen to and like a lot of music that those snobs consider pretty well shit, but I get along with them fine. It's about attitude. (Plus I listen to good music on top of it).

cereal: 1. Cinnamon Toast Crunch 2. Wheaties 3. Fruity Pebbles 4. Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berries 5. Life Little Debby varieties: 1. Zebra Cakes 2. Fudge Brownies 3. Oatmeal Pies 4. Swiss Cake Rolls 5. Star Crunch Also, where do you get crocodile meat? I'll had a lot of weird meats, including alligator, but never crocodile. (PS. Never, ever eat a coyote. Absolutely disgusting.)

Slayer 1. Reign In Blood 2. South of Heaven 3. Hell Awaits 4. Seasons In the Abyss 5. Christ Illusion 6. Divine Intervention 7. God Hates Us All 8. Show No Mercy 9. Diabolus in Musica

good marijuana video I don't miss getting high, but I was never that stupid (I hope).

BTW, while in Haight Ashbury tonight I saw several opportunities to get a good picture for you, but did not have a camera with me. I want to thank you, because you have renewed my interest in "culture jamming" and I'm going to start that shit again. I do not have a political, or even vandalistic agenda, I just like to fuck with people. I used to do that Project Mayhem shit when I was younger, and stopped out of general disinterest, but I'm now going to go back hard. I either wanted to lie on the street with homeless punks with a cardboard sign that said "Amnesia still..." or else stand in the middle of the public transport train with selfsame sign. And I will. Past that, I'm tagging the shit out of everything. I'm now carrying a marker at all times, to note these awarenesses of society. I will take many of these pictures, with many different words attached. If anyone else wants to request a specific writing, I pretty much assure you I will do it. My next is a planned outing to see the Simpsons movie this Friday, and I will tag their bathroom with a crude caricature of Dr. Rockso and write "COCAINE!" on everything. Also, since I just saw Monster Squad, I'm writing "Give me the amulet you BITCH!" on every available surface.

I almost said it myself, but figured someone else would. I was considering a tattoo of that in ancient Greek, but since the child pbone went for it... maybe not.

Hey, Paris Hilton went to jail, and seemed to be affected. She may get off the easiest of the Cuntourage. But I like this throwback to the 80s. I will use this specifically, in my years-long argument with my father about whether society is going to Hell in a handbasket. He was around in the 60s, mind you. The 60s make the 80s look like the 90s.

He's a magic negro. Like the drink, only not spelled the same way.

You guys should have read the second cyber I did with her, after the fuck me Lord Satan one, where we roleplayed as Matt Hardy and Rob Van Dam. As I recall, she was quite impressed with my ability to portray RVD, which I accomplished by getting high.

He drove drunk and killed his passenger, Razzle Dingley of Hanoi Rocks. Still, that's not quite an innocent bystander.

Meh, it was the kid's fault, he was jaywalking. She also reportedly suffered nightmares and depression and shit for years after this. I really feel sorry for her, as well as the dead kid, in that instance. A tragic accident, but it could have happened to anybody. Not the same thing. We can still look at Vince Neil, though. That's more like the same thing.

Yeah, and she wasn't drunk and coked out either.

Yeah, that was when I started developing disgusting sexual fetishes as a defense mechanism. It's like this anecdote Jim Norton relates on the Lucky Louie dvd, about how Louis CK one time rubbed his hands all over Norton's food, as a joke, and Norton says "Are you kidding me? I pay women to shit in my mouth." and proceeds to eat it anyway.

I know you don't want to hear this, but I and people I know did it all the time, purely for the hell of it. Without even knowing who was going to eat it. Yeah.

Oh, I'll be seeing I Know Who Killed Me. I would have seen that no matter who was in it. For the title alone. But with Lindsay Lohan? Awesome. Answer: Yourself.

And people bitch about euthanasia... It's cruel to keep these people alive.

Speaking of Dane Cook, I saw something really bizarre recently. Now, Dane Cook shamelessly steals material from Louis CK and others. (Louis CK and David Cross are my favorite currently active comics. I know a lot of people didn't like his show [i did, personally], but don't judge CK on that, his stand up is a lot better than the show). And some people were like, "Yeah, he stole those jokes, but he made them funnier, his delivery is better." Are you high? That's as odd as that "Lindsay Lohan is a talented actress." discussion in the movies folder.

Webcam, no, but I'll try to get you something good eventually.

I'm pointing out the absurdity of being afraid of posting your number on the internet. Nothing is going to happen. Watch, this is my real number: 5104158553. I bet you a million bucks I won't regret that.