Nighthawk

Music makes the people come together. My breath tastes like Team Cheerios. Yeeeah. Hey, Mr. DJ...

Music makes the people come together. My breath tastes like Team Cheerios. Yeeeah. Hey, Mr. DJ...

Oi! What the fuck is that supposed to mean? *makes stabbity motions* Why the fuck did you put up with that crazy "music is violence" spiel? I mean, it's true, but I sound crazy when I say it. Call me within the next few hours, you'll be able to coax me into singing "Under the Sea" from Disney's The Little Mermaid.

I would call Luke-O, except I don't know the proper procedure for dialing out of country, like, press 9 first or whatever. I don't know it.

I remember this happening, and no you didn't. Unless it was a matter of me being so fucked up I didn't recognize you. But I know it was under the guise of "Modern Man's Hustle". I know who every poster really is. I remember we had trouble conveying what we were trying to say... durgz. I just talked to fazzle. Smart dude. In his way.

Try to top him. It's open.

Yes, it is my cell number. However, I go by Milky as a third tier nickname with pretty much everyone I know. So they'd get it. When I posted my home address, I let it sit for a little bit, and then edited it out, because that was my mom's house. I knew nothing was going to happen, but I'm such a kind, decent person, I don't want to subject anybody to my insanity who doesn't want it. But because I have since moved out, look, here it is: 3269 Shawn Way Hayward, CA 94541 I have room mates, but do your worst. I defy you. I am a very good conversationalist. Call. You won't. But I dare you. See? Pussies.

Oh god no. Why? What did we dooooo!?!?!?!?

I hope you get AIDS. Those were both great.

Nope, nobody's called me yet. See... nothing happens. I've spoken to ten or so posters here on the phone, but only when a phone call was mutually agreed upon. Nobody has the initiative and/or balls to just randomly call somebody. I've posted my home address before too, and nothing happened.

Yeah, CiCi's is poison. Also, I like Church's Chicken, but Popeye's is so much better. Plus, Church's uses unethical business practices. Look up the Popeye's wikipedia and you'll see it. Now as far as fast food chicken, they are both awesome, and fuck KFC, but is there anyone who remembers Pioneer Chicken? They no longer exist, they became Popeye's, but it was probably the single greasiest place ever. Yes, I am including Long John Silver's. That's kind of how it was, Long John Silver's for chicken.

Fuck poetry.

I actually like it better in the long run, because now I can do this. If it were "Milky is a cunt", I would have to ask for "Milky STILL is a cunt" which is bad syntax. People should post more signs talking about me. If I get enough, I will self publish a book of them, I swear to Cthulhu.

It wasn't that funny. The only time I've ever actually laughed that hard was when my brother knocked himself out cold reenacting a scene from Back to the Future II.

Ok, take a picture of that. In fact, "Milky" written on any body part can trump the sign. If you write "Milky STILL has a cunt" on your chest, you will not only be my signature, I'll be your new best friend.

Wow, Jaws the book really is awesome, isn't it? The movie is too, but they're totally independent. Like the Shining. Book and movie are untouchably awesome, but in completely different ways. Clockwork Orange, too. Why am I talking about this in a thread about shark bait?

Aww. In the book version of Jaws, Quint uses an unborn dolphin fetus.

I know Christianity better than any Christian (there are multiple threads here to prove it). The only true god is Cthulhu.

Oh man, you know where I forgot about that I really like? Steak N Shake.

It sort of make sense... "in your humours" meaning drunk, authentic if obscure slang. I guess it's just asking if you're being dynamic enough when you drink.

What a faggot, bringing that up like it was an accomplisment. Hey, person with ability to do so, ban Austin316forlife because Milky said so. Getting pictures of your dick honored as one of the best threads in the history of the board, that's an accomplisment.

Honestly, I give luke-o as much credit for durgz as pbone, but it's credit as sap straightman, so he shouldn't take too much pride.

Fuck you.

Do you honestly have anything to do with it though, Jingus? I don't think anyone associates the place with you...

Yes, they are good then.