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Major restaurants and stores not in your area?
Nighthawk replied to Vern Gagne's topic in Food Folder
Oh man, Wendy's breakfast is gonna be sweet. -
Major restaurants and stores not in your area?
Nighthawk replied to Vern Gagne's topic in Food Folder
In-N-Out is only in California, Nevada and Arizona, so that doesn't count. Everything good about In-N-Out, and nothing bad, and some bonus better things, is Whataburger. They are only southeast, but damn, that's a fine burger place. -
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Nighthawk replied to Giuseppe Zangara's topic in No Holds Barred
There's a liquor store here which which has a marquee reading "Coldest Beer In Town!" It can only be so cold before it freezes, nigga... -
pbone is right. Do not fuck with Andrew Jackson. The Trail of Tears? And look at his hair. That's some punk rock shit.
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Major restaurants and stores not in your area?
Nighthawk replied to Vern Gagne's topic in Food Folder
Don't forget, though, that Krystal is the exact same fucking thing as White Castle, and they're in Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Texas. So most of the eastern half of the country have one or the other. It's interesting that White Castle is the oldest fast food chain in the country, and Krystal is the second oldest. Is that what people's conception of hamburgers was like in the old days? -
It was the funniest cyber transcript ever. So actually I guess you were funny then too... but I was helping.
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Let's fuck some kids, they can't say no Molest them now before they grow Threaten them with oral sex Expose yourself to incest 'Cause it's alright to expose yourself to kids Do it now before they grow up and it's too late Find an elementary school at recess time Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate Suck a little hairless crack Hold 'em down, they can't fight back Watch 'em scream and cry with fear Fucking cunt don't tell nobody dear 'Cause it's alright to expose yourself to kids Do it now before they grow up and it's too late Find an elementary school at recess time Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate Alright, expose yourself to kids Do it now before they grow up and it's too late Find an elementary school at recess time Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate Say I'm a pervert, it's OK Hey! Candy little girl? Walk my way, you fucking bitch Child abuse is on my mind Little fucking kids I'm soon to find But it's alright, expose yourself to kids Do it now before they grow up and it's too late Find an elementary school at recess time Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate Do it now before they grow up and it's too late Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate Find an elementary school at recess time Pull your cock in front of them and masturbate
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Today, I ate a joke sweet my 10 year old sister gave me.
Nighthawk replied to Copper Feel's topic in No Holds Barred
Jesus, that sounds dirty. Don't phrase it like that! Have you seen the other thread I just started?!? -
Knowing that people like you exist, that makes me wanna suicide myself... he's better dead and I think all of you who are fans of him have no respect for yourself and deserve to be raped if you like it so much! Go see a serial killer or a psycho in the streets and ask him to kill and rape YOU instead of a normal person!
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Yuna got really funny while I was away. I still use "Fuck me, Lord Satan." in everyday conversation two or three times a month.
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I actually agree with Andrew Jackson. The man got shot once and nobody knew because he didn't even flinch. As a living human. As an undead cyborg? Fucking annihilator.
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Major restaurants and stores not in your area?
Nighthawk replied to Vern Gagne's topic in Food Folder
Jack in the Box got a really bad reputation in the early nineties because several people got E. Coli from them. But they are an outstanding fast food chain. Part of that may in fact be due to their overcompensating for getting such a terrible reputation. Arby's as well, developed a reputation as being utter shit, and they were like "Arby's? Shit? Oh hell no!" and really brought their A game. JITB and Arby's both are high end places now. Largely from Arby's Market Fresh line, which is quality stuff, and JITB doing their 100% sirloin burger deal. Still, a lot of people around here love JITB, and regularly raid their value menu. Plus they serve breakfast all day. -
What, the circumcision? No, I had that at birth. Most people in America just get that done automatically. I think it's like three quarters or so, but it's loosening up in recent years. If you had been around these boards when I actually posted pictures of my dick, you'd know that.
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Good points. Chan is pretty much on a free pass level with me, he can do whatever he wants, he's established his legacy so well. Not unlike Flair, so good comparison. I haven't actually watched most of his recent bad movies. It's just kind of an "Ok, that won't be good... But hey, Jackie Chan!" vibe now. As big of a star as he is in his home market, I'm fairly certain he doesn't need to work ever again, so I dunno about him being in it for the money. He might be making movies just to pass the time, but whatever.
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Fuck that. My current religious status, for the uninformed, is I worship Cthulhu. I am one hundred percent serious. It's not entirely unlike Alan Moore worshiping Glycon. I made the decision to become a Cthulhu cultist because I was a nihilist for a while, but I eventually decided that nihilism was too preachy and restrictive. I'm basically a half step above literally worshiping like, Ray Bolger, or Christina Ricci as Wednesday Adams. I change religions as much as I change sexual orientations. I've been a Christian, a Jew, a Satanist, an Atheist, a Nihilist, and now a Cthulhu cultist. It's a distinct downward spiral, which will inevitably lead to my founding the Church of Tom Arnold.
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Hell yes, I'm going to this. Public Enemy will be at the San Francisco show.
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I have to disagree on the Tony Jaa issue. Chan has had his moment, he's old. He's got money, he's a legend (a god, really). He can still act, if he wants, and if people find him charismatic and interesting despite his physical limitations, which I do, and some Americans do, and a lot of Asians probably do, that's fine. Supporting the next generation is only a positive.
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D.C. That's a rough city, nigga...
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Major restaurants and stores not in your area?
Nighthawk replied to Vern Gagne's topic in Food Folder
The only one I actually miss is Chick-Fil-A. And honestly, I can't think of many more. This is a pretty well saturated part of the country. We don't have White Castle or their doppelganger Krystal's though. I like those places, but everyone assures me the reason I like them is because I can only eat at them once every year or so. There's like one Long John Silver's here, too, and it's an hour away. Same deal with them. Fuck Long John Silver's. -
Nah, Beaumont in Jackie Brown.
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It's not that hard. And once you're a Jew, no matter how short or trivial your experience is, you're a Jew forever. They're one religion who just don't allow you to quit. I did just disgust a half Mexican chick with racism, because I didn't like her but didn't want to just outright say I never wanted to hear from her again. I let her make that call. And then I laid the groundwork to fuck a married full Mexican chick, who is a really stupid slut, just to get it out of the way, me and this guy I know wanting to double team a bitch. She's fucking dumb as fuck. I don't talk shit for no reason, but she is really, really stupid. When I called her, her husband grabbed the phone and yelled at me, and I said "Baby Jesus, I'll fight you right now!" You'd be surprised how well extremely obscure references work in a battle of wits. And here's a good racist joke: "What do you call a black guy with a Ph.D?" "A nigger." Ah racism... you are an old and dear friend.
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Today, I ate a joke sweet my 10 year old sister gave me.
Nighthawk replied to Copper Feel's topic in No Holds Barred
You guys don't know a sweet = candy? Don't you read children's books from England? -
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Nighthawk replied to Giuseppe Zangara's topic in No Holds Barred
I never make plays on people's name, I always just eventually shorten in and add a y. Like if your name were Phil, you'd be Philly, or like, Johnny and Mikey and so forth. I call anyone dressed all in black "Columbine", though.