Nighthawk

Sex isn't a vice.

Come on, that's no swerve. Don't you know anything about actual Spartans, or the Battle of Thermopylae? He wouldn't lay down his arms. Never. If anything about that scene gets you, it's the fact that he misses. Of course, that's all based on historical fact, so I can't complain. But thematically, Leonidas should have pinned Xerxes to his throne.

I've spent $38 on a tshirt, and that's crazy. But it had a giant picture of Paris Hilton blowing a guy, I just could not... not buy it. I also have a sweatshirt with the same picture, and it was only $80. That's relatively cheap. The store I got this in is ridiculously expensive, but they have the coolest shirts. I'll buy stuff off their clearance rack for $20, which is an ok price for a tshirt, I guess, but if I like it enough, I'll spend $30 for the new ones... occasionally. This store is called The District. Don't think they're a chain. They have a $180 Nike running shoe there.

David Akeroyd. I remember because it's my first name, and the last name of you know, Dan Aykroyd. The spelling differences are the way I remember it, but I may be wrong on that. Also, what movie is the Matthew McConaughey picture pbone posted up there from? I remember seeing it, but I don't remember where or in what context.

Devastated.

That's not that funny.

I have tried making powdered Crystal Light by pouring the powder into the trash and putting the empty container into the pitcher.

Chainsaw dance.

Durgz.

I have one G in my full name, and no Js.

I actually don't look much like that anymore either.

This scenario is actually really common in erotic literature.

I wear a Christina Aguilera European tour shirt, and I wasn't there.

You know if you take the original Chipmunks songs, and pitch them down so you can hear what the original singers sounded like, they sound hella Canadian. I have no idea who they were, or if they actually were Canadian, but they sound like it.

Chuck P. on Fight Club was awesome. I also love the Mr. Shows and a lot of the Simpsons, and Futuramas. David X. Cohen is a surprisingly entertaining speaker for a dork.

That's good of Thirlwell, because, as I said, there was only one industrial band. Then again, GG Allin never called himself punk, and in fact was rather contemptuous toward the scene, but he was still the punkest thing ever. The only Manorexia I've heard was what he put up on his website, but it was good, and I hear good things. Bit like Fantomas. Here's an obscurish Thirlwell track for you... his cover with Lydia Lunch of "Don't Fear the Reaper". It's interesting. I paid like 30$ for the out of print EP. Probably shouldn't have. The most I've ever spent on a cd was 50$ for Foetus Inc.'s Sink (this record was also tied by Diamanda Galas' Divine Punishment/Saint of the Pit). Nuts, but it has my absolute favorite Thirlwell song, "The Only Good Christian Is A Dead Christian". To this day, I don't regret that purchase, though. That record is wall to wall awesome, I listen to it all the time.

That's good of Thirlwell, because, as I said, there was only one industrial band. Then again, GG Allin never called himself punk, and in fact was rather contemptuous toward the scene, but he was still the punkest thing ever. The only Manorexia I've heard was what he put up on his website, but it was good, and I hear good things. Bit like Fantomas. Here's an obscurish Thirlwell track for you... his cover with Lydia Lunch of "Don't Fear the Reaper". It's interesting. I paid like 30$ for the out of print EP. Probably shouldn't have. The most I've ever spent on a cd was 50$ for Foetus Inc.'s Sink (this record was also tied by Diamanda Galas' Divine Punishment/Saint of the Pit). Nuts, but it has my absolute favorite Thirlwell song, "The Only Good Christian Is A Dead Christian". To this day, I don't regret that purchase, though. That record is wall to wall awesome, I listen to it all the time.

Well, it does, and it doesn't. Basically there's your Wumpscut, Zeromancer, Die Artse type industrial (and to a lesser extent, stuff like Nine Inch Nails), which is basically dance music. But then your first generation industrial was completely different. Throbbing Gristle really were the only true industrial band, it was a label they invented, and their early work is sick genius. Foetus is also very, very good and recorded in many different styles, always planted in industrial. He also recorded under many, many different names. A good bit of them had some variation of Foetus in them, so that's a catch all name. JG Thirlwell is his real name. He did the theme for Venture Bros.

The girl Chipmunk who was Simon's girlfriend was pretty cute. Cute as a little girl cartoon chipmunk gets, anyway.

Brilliant point. I'll give myself a black eye for not realizing that. And you guys do realize you're spelling amateur wrong, right?

Not old enough.. Then it will fetch an even higher price.

This is not bullshit. I made a fucking mint stealing from church. Of course, I was already attending there (this was when I was a kid), so if you're just some guy showing up one day, it might not work as well, unless you want to hit several churches. But seriously... money in the bank. Not only the collection plate, but missionary funds, donation boxes, bake sales, whatever. And remember... there is no such place as Hell.

Sid did not kill Nancy.

It should be noted that I use myspace prolifically and often, and this is exactly what I did. It's not bad advice.

Fuuuuck you. They're one of the most consistent bands ever. One all the way bad album in their whole career. I didn't know you guys were into anus, though. That's cool, I love anus.