Nighthawk

Nigger.

Any moderators who read this, please change my name to "9-11 Was A Good Thing" (a song my band performs) or else "Hitler Was Right" (yet again... a song my band performs). Your choice. It really puts Chris Benoit into perspective, you know? Now that's social commentary.

It's actually the s/t.

After recently getting fired from my retail job for which I had to shave, I'm growing a beard. It's about half way in. I've worn many different styles of facial hair over the years. I think this time I'm going to go back to the Lemmy style handlebar, sideburns combo, but I'm just growing the full beard in first and shaving it from there.

It isn't.

You're cute, man. In every sense of the word.

If I ever have a child (and if there's a god, I won't), I will take them to McDonalds and poke them with a sharp stick after every bite.

Actually, they were all male. And had giant, giant balls.

I've had five rats over the years, three at once on one occasion, and two at once on another occasion. They really are excellent pets, you've got me thinking I should get another one (at least one) now.

Pfft. I've seen grocery stores do hair tests.

Oh my GOD! I'm hyperventilating!

Fuck yes, but it must be specified that it is the Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger. They do have both the BUC and the regular UC.

Don't get it. Explain it to me, though, I want to offend as many people as possible.

Lombardi's is very good, but I swear to you the best pizza in the world is Grimaldi's in Brooklyn. It really is.

Just form an actual band. It's not that hard.

It's not sexual lust, I just really do admire them as people. Sexually, I'm pretty much a blank slate. Fucking a quadriplegic (or even paraplegic) would be pretty interesting, though. I mean... it's like if you fuck a deaf girl, you can say whatever fucked up shit you want and it doesn't matter ("I'm going to cum in your useless ear canal!" ... that's a reference, but a fairly obscure one), or if you fuck a blind girl, you can make faces at her or give her the finger or whatever. But if you fuck a chick who can't even feel it, you know she's only fucking you for your sake, she gets nothing out of it... so it's open season to beat that pussy raw. Slammin'.

Oh, it's not the worst picture ever posted on the internet. It would actually be sweet if they were normal people, and not Matt Young and Melissa Pena. Love sickens me, but it is a beautiful thing if it's not stupid, like it was in this case. Melissa actually seems like the kind of girl I'd be into. I think a lot of the reason I'm attracted to the most disgusting slutty cunts on earth is that it gives me an outlet for that more disgusting aspect of my personality. It's like, if we're going to be crazy, let's be crazy, but I can crazy you under the table. It's fun. Matt Young is a nice guy, though, he can't handle that shit. He deserves better. Look what it did to him... I run through four or five of them bitches a week, he's still hung up on her. Not counting the time I drank a bunch of cough syrup, forgot what year it was, and called an old girlfriend's house ranting and raving about classic muscle cars, I never get hung up on chicks. That's how you've gotta be. They are cattle.

Why do people ask other people to find threads for them? Anyone who actually goes and runs internet errands on somebody else's whim is the most disgusting slutty cunt on earth.

Probably had bras with the clasp in the front, seems like it would be a little easier.

The other thing you shouldn't have done was quoted the long post directly above you.

Get the best of the Dio years Sabbath comp that came out recently. His current stuff with Sabbath as Heaven and Hell is actually really good too.

Good law. In any case, I also agree with your doubt that a 10 year old could look 16. A 16 year old could look 10... but the other way around? Nah.

Carl's Jr not only has Vault, they gave you a free can of it if you bought something during breakfast hours. I think that promotion is over now, though.

The article is ambiguously worded. It seems like this could be consensual sex, but rape solely on the grounds that she was 10.

I'd also fuck a girl without feet, rich or not. Because I actually find handicapped girls pretty attractive, which seems like a pretty twisted fetish, but it's actually because I admire them for their ability to overcome their disadvantages. Strong, independent crippled girls are just great, which is still fairly sick, but not quite as sick as it could be. Like this one time, I was in the MMOA in NY actually, and there was this girl in there, who was sort of like a rocker chick, she had colored hair and tattoos, and she was wearing this like tank top, except her entire right arm and part of her shoulder had been totally third degree burned, it was like Freddy Krueger shit. It was the coolest thing ever, especially that she'd just not care and wear a shirt without sleeves. I almost regret not saying anything to her, but "I like your burns." isn't a very good pick up line.