Nighthawk

Who else would be responsible for that devil's potion? It's Agent.

Can't help but feel partly responsible? Are you joking? That's like when Bart said that about Krabappel's date with Gordie Howe. You are completely responsible. I really put dxm up there with shit that changed my life, and it's cause of you. Fuck partially, dude.

That's bad, son. Yes, I do still like you, but you made your teeth fall out from chugging cough syrup. I'm talking about you to my friends, and we're going to laugh and sadly shake our heads. I hope you understand.

That story was complete bullshit, but I guess you missed that memo. You still drinking cough syrup, dude? No, I just got tired of posting except on the Board Which Cannot Be Named, but I have a few times recently, so I might be around. Or not, I don't really know. While I was away, I became straight edge and developed a vehement hated of getting fucked up, so I'm glad that Marney hates me, because she disgusts me for being a pathetic drunk. I'll probably hate you too, Jingus, if you still sip the syrup. Not really. I can't hate anyone. It's a fault of mine. I still like Leena and Marney, even.

Marney liked me at one point. I have really very funny chat logs of us on aim, or did, I actually don't have them anymore, with me saying weird shit to her and her telling me she was too drunk to deal with that, so to be careful, and then me suggesting she take a drive to clear her head. And how did you do it, Frigid? I told her I wanted to watch other guys run train on her and then eat their jizz out of her and snowball her. Which is honestly pretty tame, but she liked it. She liked some other weird shit I told her, too. So yeah, we've established that Leena likes the idea of having a train run on her.

Leena does hate me, and I think Marney does. But I first got Leena to admit that I turned her on like everyone tried to and couldn't, and Marney is just Marney, she hates everybody. That's still a pretty good ratio.

Christ, do you actually fucking like anybody? He likes me.

I want to give myself credit for starting "Oh man, I'm on drugs right now." too. Man, I did some really funny stuff here over the years, like the time I sniffed glue and then started a thread about it. That was hilarious. Or when I made four Full House references in a row that made sense contextually. Those were good times. I don't even remember anymore if I was actually fucked up or fucking around. "Cold shoeser" was legitimate blackout drunk, though.

Nobody in the SSJ cares enough. We're imprisoned by our own aloofness.

Oh, we also let El Brujo post there now.

Hey, I am in the secret jerks club, in fact I gave them that name. And I'm actually the biggest jerk because I just post there exclusively for the most part. You should also put some stuff on there about how I got a classic thread by posting pictures of my dick.

My cat fell off the balcony once (third story), and I was distraught. He fucking lived, though. He was fucked up, but that fucking cat walked it off. He is so hardcore. I no longer live with him, but when that cat croaks, I'm giving him a viking funeral.

Ecto Cooler tastes exactly the same as current Hi C flavor Orange Lavaburst. You can periodically find Screamin' Orange Tangergreen, which is Ecto Cooler under a different name. It's orange flavored, but green colored, you see. To combine two other things mentioned, Jolt Blue tastes pretty much exactly like Pepsi Blue.

What, me? Hell yeah I'm all fucked up, nigga, thought you knew. But not as fucked up as the Japanese.

I originally wrote this as a myspace blog, but didn't post it because I figured anyone who read it would just be made sick and hate me for exposing them to this. But this is why I hate porn: Today’s blog deals with extremely vile and disturbing subject matter, so more sensitive readers may wish to skip over this one. I’m not joking. I enjoy the most disgusting and horrible aspects of pornography. I am not, as it were, a chronic masturbator. I will not lie and claim to never use porn for its intended purpose, but I watch a lot of it for other purposes. If I hear something is really fucked up, I’ll watch it because I immerse myself in the absolute fringe of society for fun. I have seen a lot. I have seen men fucked to death by horses, I have seen a girl in a loving committed relationship with a dog, I have seen a 75 year old fat Russian grandmother engage in a lesbian act with a young black girl, I have seen a woman drink the contents of forty ejaculations, I have seen an entire head inserted into a vagina, I have seen a woman’s ass fisted open and then another woman shitting into it, I have seen a man nailing his penis to a wooden board, I have seen pigs, robots and everything in between. I have conversed with a woman who picks up dog shit in the park and stuffs it into her vagina. I have seen castration fetishes. I have seen a pregnant woman fuck herself with an eel. I have seen all that and more. But I had never seen Bug Eater 2: Cockroach Eating Girl. It is exactly what it sounds like. Surprise! It’s Japanese. We’re through the looking glass here, people. There’s nothing inherently wrong with eating a cockroach. Teller hilariously did it on an episode of Fear Factor. But let’s extrapolate this. This is a professionally done, budgeted pornographic movie which centers on a woman eating cockroaches. There are special effects. I get it. I understand the appeal. This is about total and supreme degradation. This is about a person so ultimately and utterly destroyed as a human being that they will subject themselves to absolutely anything. This is actually a rather disturbing industry wide trend. We can look at the Guttermouths series, which openly advertises itself as featuring girls with difficult childhoods who allow men to exploit them and become worthless, cum receptacle whores. There’s Meatholes, which sets out to break the girls down and make them cry over what they have allowed their lives to become. This is where porn is going. It is sick. As a feminist, I despise this, but as a nihilist, I can’t help but laugh. These are people who should really just be dead. When you watch porn not to arouse yourself, and just observe, your faith in humanity dies. But when you see a girl suck a dick through a mess of mashed up roaches, you’re not the same person afterwards. When you see two people fucking while covered in cockroaches, and then the girl pisses into a pile of dead and living insects and slurps it up… you fucking die inside. What have we become? Where can you go? There’s no purity here. I suppose snuff is the next step, but even snuff has more dignity than this. “I’m worthless and mean nothing. Kill me. Remove me from the world.” Ok. But “I want to continue living on this stupid fucking rock, but while I am, I’m going to eat bugs drowned in piss.”? The fact that there were a group of people willing to appear in this movie, people willing to pay for it to be filmed, and people willing to watch it says something that we shouldn’t want to hear. If people ask me why I’m a nihilist, my answer will be six words: Bug Eater 2: Cockroach Eating Girl. I would like to meet Cockroach Eating Girl. And tell her that I love her, and she doesn’t have to eat cockroaches, and hold her close. And then snap her neck. And then shoot her. Multiple times. My first album will be called Caring Is Gay, but number two is Cockroach Eating Girl. Japan is the asshole of the world.

The answer is no. I'm from Florida. I know. Can? Doesn't matter. Would? No.

Actually I was leaning towards this: She and GG have roughly the same expression on their faces there. That's also my favorite Spears album, and my GG art is the cover to my favorite album of his. Plus I have shirts with both of those pictures.

With or without hair? If you do bald Britney then have it done on your inner thigh with her swinging an umbrella. Make it look like she's attacking your dong. Vintage. The theme is duality, contrasting sleeves.

What should my new name be? If I actually change it to something that someone suggested, you win your choice of 1) Me flying to where you live and having sex with you. Or 2) I'll buy you a cd of your choice.

I got the pic in after it had stopped bleeding, but before it started to peel, which it's doing now. He asked me back to get a picture of it in a couple weeks, so I guess that's the full healing spectrum. I'll probably get my Britney one then as well.

I've been hearing a lot of support for Sunshine Megatron. Or possibly Sunshine Starscream. Or both robot names with one as my middle name. Either order sounds ok. I was discussing this name with my friend who suggested I start a band where everybody has themed names a la Marilyn Manson. Like, say, Waterfall Ultraman. I actually kind of like Waterfall Ultraman. Other new submissions include Xerxes Crowley, Slick McFavorite, Guy Whitey Corngood, Johnny Storm (flame on) - yes, the (flame on) is part of the name. Of the new ones in this thread, I like Shaolin Soldier World Champ Deadpool - I'd probably add a last or first name to it though Adolf Hitmaker - I love the shit out of this name, but I probably wouldn't wear it. John Matrix Johnny Heartbreak isn't bad, but I'd go with Johnny Heartbreaker Squirtle! is good, I like the punctuation.

So far, these are the ones I would actually consider: Zeus Rambo Milky Fresh Maximum Awesome Optimus Prime Hercules Q. Einstein (Venkman X wins a blowjob or an EP for this, since it's a variation) Several of those MST3K names have been considered, but it's not like I didn't already know about that, so lovecraft wins nothing. Frontrunners from people I know in real life: Vyvyan Hermione Basterd The Dude Jesus H. Christ (the H would probably be Hermione again) NOTHING~! Lisa Simpson Christian Slayer

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When you want a cigarette, punch yourself really hard in the face. Not joking. If people start to ask you what happened to your face, you're not ready to quit yet.