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  1. Nighthawk

    Your thoughts....

    Retarded people should be used to it by now. Not to mention the blacks and the Jews.
  2. Nighthawk

    A MESSAGE FOR THE SMARTMARKS FORUM

    Spoon, you don't still live with your grandmother do you? If you do, it's an even worse idea. If I didn't like you, I'd send you gay strippergrams.
  3. Nighthawk

    When's the last time we had a thread about cover songs?

    Nah. I'm sure you're no disco fan, but within it's genre, that's a perfect song. I like WZ's version too, though.
  4. Nighthawk

    Internet Slang

    No, I'm not. You did it to me just then.
  5. Nighthawk

    Internet Slang

    Yes, I've seen you do it well several times.
  6. Nighthawk

    When's the last time we had a thread about cover songs?

    I can't think of many that I haven't said numerous times before. It's sort of beating a dead horse with me. Let's see... I thought Rage Against the Machine's version of "How I Could Just Kill a Man" was way, way better than the original. It fit the tone of the lyrics much better. If there was a song they were born to cover, that's it.
  7. Nighthawk

    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    I've noticed that if you try to find rap lyrics on the internet, from any source, that unless they're actually printed in the liner notes of the album, they're wrong pretty much 100% of the time. This probably has something to do with the type of people who would want to type out lyrics and submit them to a site.
  8. Nighthawk

    Internet Slang

    The best flaming is when they think you're complimenting them.
  9. Nighthawk

    Things that annoy me about sandwiches

    I was on a boat, so it wasn't too hard. I have some other ones where my hair is whipped around in strange, Flock of Seagulls-esque contortions, but that was the good one.
  10. Nighthawk

    Things that annoy me about sandwiches

    Don't worry, if it gets longer it will stop doing that. You're just in an in-between short and long phase.
  11. Nighthawk

    Things that annoy me about sandwiches

    It's the lay as much as the length that determines the pageboy. Sort of an extended bowl cut. But you don't have it in the second picture. There you look like Mary Tyler Moore. Mine is more like a majestic lion's mane. It's like six months longer than that now, though.
  12. Nighthawk

    Things that annoy me about sandwiches

    So anyway, a pageboy is like He-Man's hair. I'm not calling you He-Man, though.
  13. Nighthawk

    Carmen Sandiego

    I just named them mature stuff like Boner.
  14. The guy just doesn't know who Paris Hilton is, probably. Also, Mother Theresa's not the most well respected and loved person. She's not that great. Besides, if she's Catholic, by extension Jesus and his mother would be better than her. And Jesus said the best person that ever lived was John the Baptist, so even more.
  15. Nighthawk

    Mario Bros.

    They had an arcade cabinet of it at my school. That and Asteroids. No quarters either.
  16. Nighthawk

    Carmen Sandiego

    I'd rather fuck the family from Oregon Trail.
  17. Nighthawk

    Things that annoy me about sandwiches

    That's a pageboy haircut.
  18. Nighthawk

    Message from Greg Helms!

    There should be a porn star called Nightshade.
  19. Nighthawk

    Gamecube Titles

    I thought Baseball was good, but the least fun of the Mario sports titles. Part of that is because I just don't like baseball, though. The multiplayer stuff is true, but Strikers is the best Mario sports game on single player.
  20. Nighthawk

    The Power Trip

    The master plan has been put into effect. All cliques have been laid to waste. You are now citizens of the Republic of the Power Trip. Bow before your masters. Banky IDRM The greatest masterminds any of you will ever know. We have made this board dance like a puppet on a string. All members of Bankywood: destroyed. All members of I.D.R.M.: powerless. Cliques are dead. Long live the Power Trip. P.S. Malibu is a bitch.
  21. Nighthawk

    A MESSAGE FOR THE SMARTMARKS FORUM

    The best Yiddish word is schvitz, which means sweat. Because you can say "taking a schvitz" and it sort of sounds like you're talking about taking a crap.
  22. Nighthawk

    A MESSAGE FOR THE SMARTMARKS FORUM

    I find it more interesting that Gene said "putz". He was living up to his Jewish name.
  23. Nighthawk

    It's time to play...

    By the way, nobody's special.
  24. Nighthawk

    Songs That Have Never Been Done Right...

    Why?
  25. Nighthawk

    It's time to play...

    I'm sure, baby raper.
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