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As an Oz fan, there were at least two or three every episode. Let's see, what was a good one... Adebisi putting his headphones back on as he raped Peter Schibetta. Most of the crime flashbacks were pretty badass too. Highlight: Jefferson Keane gunning down a bride and groom as they exit the church.

Maybe Disney can make a musical about him.

Seems like he's reverting to his 18 year old self from that skit on his show.

I only wear wrestling shirts if they're outrageous, like my bright orange Taz one. It's works two ways, because it looks like I'm trying to be ironic, but in truth I do enjoy Taz's wrestling performance.

Playing chess equals intelligence.

Pretty low tolerance you've got there. I'd guess you don't drink coffee either. I mean, actual speed doesn't freak me out as much as that.

The "just" would place it in the past tense, though, and he should therefore say "I just blued myself." or, "I'm going to blue myself.", but of course then there's no joke. Square peg in a round hole. I like the show, though.

Regardless of her appearance, she's too old to make a comeback as what she was. She'll need a reinvention. Her idol Madonna did that repeatedly and failed as often as she succeeded. And much as I like Britney Spears... she's no Madonna.

I think Farrakhan has earned the right to be called "Farrakhan" and not "that Farrakhan guy".

Much as that showed is praised, that line doesn't make any sense grammatically.

That's "Can't Hold Us Down", which does indeed feature Lil Kim.

The show was funny precisely because it was so utterly inane.

Seconded. Yeah, but the dude in the upper left is the most attractive one there.

You guys should tattoo your faces.

The problem with a shirt that says "Who Sucks Now" is that, worn out of context, it implies you yourself, at one point, sucked. Also, number 3 would appear to suggest that the answer to the question of who sucks is Kurt Angle.

Now that my hair is long, should I decide to shave it again, I'll get an outrageous mohawk first. Like when I occasionally shave my beard I'll wear a gay mustache for a few days just for kicks.

Nice. While I don't doubt for a second that she is, the information given is hardly a confirmation.

I read about that in the Globe (in the checkout line).

Three of mine are gone, but the last is so corroded they can't get it without oral surgery, which I can't afford. So I have to dig out the cavity after meals, but it's not so bad. My advice is to intentionally give yourself dry socket after the first pair. The pain will be bad enough that you won't even be tempted to smoke after the second.

Yes he does. I've heard of Vladimir before, actually, but never connected the name with that guy.

Somewhat related, anybody know who the bald guy is you always see in or near the front row of WWF shows in a pink jacket?

His real first name is Marion.

Speaking of Mr. Show, "Baby Loves Headrub" was on America's Funniest Home Videos tonight.

Batman, I believe. First one I remember, anyway.