Nighthawk

Dude... it's not supposed to have a realistic tone in the slightest.

Aside from the serial murder, he was a fine man, reknown for his charity work and holiday theme parties. A pleasure to know, by all accounts. Unlike Ted Bundy, this upstanding public persona was likely more an expression of duality than a calculated facade. As such, I don't think the Carters should have been too embarrassed.

I've quit eating hot dogs in favor of various German sausages. I don't put ketchup on them, though.

I make Dr. Pepper ice cream floats. I recommend it.

Butch is sort of gay, actually.

I take it you guys aren't counting like, Happy Birthday and the Alphabet Song then? Then again, the first movie I remember watching (and I'm told the first one I sat through) was Commando. The second was Wizard of Oz, though.

I like these things at McDonald's: fries. McNuggets. Fish sandwich. Occasionally the cheeseburgers. It's like eating Jetsons food.

Me... so... horny.

Makes more money than you...

I've spiralled into a thing where I just don't care anymore, and I'll wear sweats and a Boy George t shirt. So I nominate myself.

I think Incandenza's signature quote would have been better with "go carts" in place of "racecars". Incandenza, do you agree?

That's true. I actually went ahead and got that cause of some stuff I heard on your radio show, and it was from the bonus disc.

You know, this is like arguing that Looney Tunes were all in Bugs' head because you couldn't survive having an anvil dropped on your head.

We had a Samoan Crip subdivision in LA. They were also all fat guys.

I occasionally confuse Journey and Foreigner, even though I'm well acquainted with both. Also David Bowie and Rod Stewart. I know that's not really a question.

I actually have that same shirt.

However, I'm sure that your math degree would assist in an accounting degree.

Accountant, probably.

I thought one of them was dead... I like the band well enough, but know pretty much nothing about them. So, if one of them was dead, a reunion is meaningless.

The whole thing would have been funnier with Steven Seagal.

Oh, come on. Jim Carrey as Vanilla Ice had better lines than that.

The Edge-O-Matic is actually a second generation pun, after Gallagher's Sledge-O-Matic.

Incidentally, just the past couple of days on Jeopardy there was a guy who did extremely well his first show, over 20,000. His next show he got less than 2,000. It made no sense.

Margaret Cho had a bit about being fucked in the ass and reading a magazine. She had to debate whether to turn the page and give away her disinterest or continue. I'd probably fuck Margaret Cho in the ass. There's not too many overweight Asian women.

My IQ test exploded because I was so smart.