Nighthawk

I once bought two things made of gold on the same day. A watch and a pog.

I'm not opposed to people, but they aren't terribly important to me. Sociopath... you know how it is.

BORK BORK BORK? I don't understand that at all.

Was "the back door" really a metaphor for the ass back then?

Really? I find Newports a little weak. I smoke Camel regulars, but I used to smoke Reds. For the record.

Probably. I also get those confused because the covers of the videos are similar.

Well, there's DJ Screw.

Blech. Unforgiven 2000 was when Eddie wrestled in a bowtie.

You can get high off of caffeine. It will kill you, but I don't care. Try it. Take a whole box of the pills. You'll be dead, but before that you'll go on a journey.

"Gravel Pit" was one of my favorite Wu songs, though. And is in fact my favorite Wu video.

Somebody might have said this, but I don't want to read all the postings. It isn't an original thought. A lot of anti smoking commercials are funded by tobacco companies by mandate of the government. So they may be that obnoxious intentionally.

You'e gay and will suck my dick. Get down and suck it, pussy boy!

You know, I'd be interested in an instance where tofu tastes good, because I've had it a handful of times, and it makes me nauseous. I even grew to like anchovies after 4 or 5 attempts. If you have a frozen tofu meal which will not make me barf, please tell me.

I saw a black dude leaving Walmart searched for no reason, but that's it. To be fair, he was pretty gangsta, and Florida isn't the real south.

wildpegasus is such a closet case it's not funny.

Gonna give it to From Hell. The research that went into that was off the page. It's so noir, too. As an avid serial murder buff, that one hit where I live.

My favorite thing to do in the world is a drug I'm addicted to so I can't do it. After that it's really, really violent brutal sex with a man.

Hey Gene, as I recall, you haven't been listening to Tom for too long. I'd guess that you would definitely like The Black Rider if you haven't heard that one. It's not one of his more popular offerings, but it's your kind of thing. It's all weird.

Man, I don't count prescription drugs, but hydrocodone is awesome. Codeine is fun too, especially in conjunction with DXM, but I was paranoid about doing that because that's how DJ Screw died (it was also the inspiration for his mixing style, if you didn't know).

A gay person, maybe. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

If you got a comission, you might be pleased.

I'm pretty sure its been said Oswald couldn't have shot that gun 3 times in that amount of time. Impossible time wise. Well, Penn and Teller shot that many times in the alloted time on their Bullshit show. And as well trained as he was, I'm pretty sure Oswald could have if a couple of Vegas magicians did it.

Ok, but the funniest thing was the use of "heartsick" in a corporate apology.

The bitch of it is that I think the CD could work, with somebody like the old school Scott Steiner doing it.

Shrooms > acid. In my opinion as well. Of course, they say you can't get real acid anymore.