Nighthawk

I agree, but what counts is Hollywood fat, which she definitely is.

That's the one. Somebody was telling me about them but I couldn't remember the name for the life of me.

Ricky Martin looking extremely gay.

That's correct.

Theoretically true, but it really is a wrestling term. And whatever happened to smart fans? That's better than being a smark, because you get to be an asshole.

Oh yeah... Now I'm really sad.

The Elephant Man had a good suicide.

You're outta your tree. That's the hip redneck look. Of course, it should be over a bare chest, not a t-shirt, to clarify.

If you're going to wear those shirts, leave them unbuttoned and wear them with shorts. That's the best way.

Die and complain.

It's the best years of your life for people like Al Bundy. Birth to 12 are the best years of your life.

Does anybody know who this band is: it's a Christian band, I think punk or hardcore, but they're really good? It's supposed to be like the best Christian band ever. I think the name starts with a Z.

I am warming to their funny songs. I don't like it when they try to be serious, or the ones about murder. They're just corny.

Speaking of garbling the name of King Kong, I once laughed for a long time with friends by altering the spelling of King Kong Bundy. Bing Bong Bundy and Kwing Kwong Kwundy were the favorites. We may have been high.

Yeah, the scores will have to be updated, you know.

Actually, it's spelled s-e-m-e-n.

She looks good.

You know, Marilyn Manson is my favorite band, and I drink Faygo, and I've been known to slash myself up (although in a Sid Vicious way, not a Trent Reznor way). And I'm cool, so you guys are wrong about that.

Yeah, but being a moderator. A moderator, for chrissakes!

I don't know who Banders is.

You know, I think "Aww" is better than "Ahh" in that situation.

Just beat somebody up. Only a pussy calls the law.

Yeah, but he's a communist.

Somebody should legitimately be two distinct posters for an extended period of time. Hey Czech, that sounds like your thing. Incandenza could probably do it too, but he's apparently too busy.

Weird Al was convinced to become a vegetarian based on a book he read. You should find out what that was and read it. I bet there's recipes in it.