Nighthawk

Unfortunately, ODB was the most entertaining aspect.

Who actually kills themself over being dumped? I mean, theoretically, ok, but I've never heard of it happening.

I can never find that or songs from it anywhere. Worth just ordering? I say most assuredly. You'll also want to watch the movie.

Yeah. I also like The Black Rider.

I'll make a pun replacing the word me with meat. Hello? Is it MEAT you're looking for?

Smoking is also something teenagers do which tends to have long term consequences.

Ah, so it's actually closer to Chanukah.

What does celebrating it consist of, anyway?

subliminal_animal

Why?

Yeah, but it's expensive and leaves a scar. Last I checked, anyway.

Also, Mr. Jerk incorrectly credited Mr. Czech with referencing Mr. Show.

Sounds like Arseface. Both of them, actually. Things seem more important when they've never happened before. It works both ways. Like, it's a big deal for a teenager to get a drivers license, but most adults think nothing of driving. So teen suicide is less stupid than impulsive and short-sighted. Unfortunately, of all the mistakes teenagers make, suicide and tattoos are permanent.

"Shut up." You guys overthink things.

What kind of money are you talking about? I actually have that LP.

It hasn't really stood the test of time. It's a default "best album ever" for people who don't really know or particularly care, like Jimi Hendrix is for best guitarist.

Moderation positions are decided by a series of blowjobs.

Yeah, I've done equally stupid, if not equally horrifying, things at that age.

Both, the latter to a lesser extent. But that's what I was refering to. Or consider this... a kid's maybe 14, frustrated out of his mind, comes home and finds his mom dead. You think he might give it a go before he calls the law? It's happened.

More people than you'd think do it, actually.

It's different for girls, I'm ashamed to say. I spewed tonight, tell you the truth. All in the toilet... no words of admonishment. So yeah, there you go.

Good line, in retrospect. Kind of a... Jim Morrison thing.

What did "nugget" mean in reference to Owen Hart?

Mine says "I wrestled the phone because I was high." That actually makes sense.

Hitler.