Nighthawk

So you do. You just said you liked KFC.

I disagree that Wendy's is bad.

It's gay. Some people can pull it off, but that's all I can think of.

Maybe Bob's just senile. Guess which game show hosts I'm refering to here: 1. Lecherous old man with an innacurate accent. 2. Wimpy mannequin. 3. Pompous asshole. 4. Fat slob with a mouthful of gravel. Answer key: 1. Richard Dawson 2. Pat Sajak 3. Alex Trebek 4. Louie Anderson

Ok, Leena can be Susan Atkins to my Charlie. Now Vyce and tekcop, one of you're gonna have to be Tex, and one's gonna have to be Zero. You can fight over it.

Talks big shit til it hits the fan. I like that euphemism.

I meant on the boards. We have trannies here?

I bet I'm the only guy who gets flirted with by other guys.

I was watching that once, and this girl who was maybe four wouldn't stand behind the line, she'd just walk up next to each bucket and drop it in. Bozo explained it again every time, she just kept doing it. They said it counted, there was nothing they could do. Which was odd.

I've seen self-cunnilingus.

I think Pitch Black II tastes like sugar free Red Bull, but I've been told I was out of my mind. Baja Blast claims to be sort of a lime thing. I don't really see it. It's pretty good, though.

Yeah, it looks way worse now.

I put on masks and wave butcher knives in my sleep. They also tell me I talk like an old prospecter. I think there's a fine line between falling asleep and blacking out. Can't sleep without a fan. Well, can, but not easily.

There's whiter people than bobby running around here.

I just can't get the screams out of my head.

Oh god, I can't read all that!

I still don't know. The stout, former owner of this board had harsh words with me over a pornographic avatar, but otherwise I'm untouchable.

I think you, Czech, are even lower. I like all of you, myself.

She has much in common with me after all.

I only have a printer at work. When I move in a few weeks and get a new computer it will be much easier.

I wish I got tuna for my birthday, but of a different sort.

I cum blood.

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.

You're never gonna change what you've done to me.

Either way, I'm the true winner.