Nighthawk

Martin Luther was a rabid anti-semitic.

Spaceman Spiff straight up dissed Incandenza.

Actually, that's not true, but anyone legalistic enough to apply that to the pledge should know that it refers to God's Hebrew name. "God" isn't really God's name.

Correction... the pepper spray one was decent.

Every joke after mine was old as shit.

In all the excitement, I forgot that I have a story about The Man holding me down in school. I had this Marilyn Manson shirt with a three faced Jesus on it, and they said I couldn't wear it because it was sacreligious. I said that it wasn't a religious school (which it wasn't). They then switched tactics, and said that I was too smart to listen to Marilyn Manson. Eyes were rolled. That was the end of that. Although I still like Marilyn Manson, it is no longer proper to wear his shirts. However, I liked the three faced Jesus so much that I cut it out and sewed it on the back of a jacket. I wish I still had the MM shirt with "I Am the God of Fuck" on the back, as I would do the same. Sadly I lost that one somewhere along the way.

That's not too bad. How do you spot a Jewish pedophile? He haggles with the kid over the candy.

I only have sex so I have a memory to jerk off to later.

Are they full?

Atheists are agnostics who aren't wishy-washy pussies. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I maintain my stance.

That's a lie.

That's a terrible thing to say.

Well I don't believe. Disbelief is the refusal OR reluctance to believe. But I'm neither an atheist nor a wiccan. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're right, I should have said "disbelieve" instead "doesn't believe". (Actually, I don't know if that's right either. There's something here regarding semantics, I don't know) I don't think agnostics suck, though. Atheists are just agnostics who want to be pricks about it.

Agnosticism is acknowledged ignorance, which is not the same as disbelief.

Anyone who doesn't believe in some form of god is an atheist or a wiccan, and they both suck. Therefore, "under god" should remain in the pledge, and you should be forced to say it, because if you don't want to, you are stupid and cannot be trusted to make your own decisions.

If that's the case, I feel sorry for his mother. I mean, a 365 day delivery...

I enjoy a good deal of the songs mentioned here. But if you really want to know my opinion, it's "Magic Carpet Ride".

Sugar Free Red Bull is low calorie. I'm also, by the way, high on 180, which is very orange sodaish. I would drink Crunk Juice, for the image alone, but I can't find it anywhere.

Maybe you suck, and everyone you know in real life is a giant douche.

He was Irish? The surprises keep on coming.

I've been to a few of their concerts and remember absolutely nothing about any of them, I was so wasted, sadly. So maybe. Hey, what's the song that says "Oh yeah" that they used to use in Twix commericals, and Duffman always dances to?

Conscientious Objector. I don't remember his case, but that's how everybody gets out of the military.

Of you, your girlfriend, or him? In any case, nah... I invented that dude's personality.

More board nostalgia: I remember when Incandenza, Kinetic and Kotzenjunge were regarded as some sort of team. I could see associating Ink and Kink, and they both like fag music and have a sort of "well la-de-da" sense of humor, but Kotz? He doesn't fit in there at all.

That means she'd rather have sex with Rob Schneider than you. Go jump off a bride, Matt Young. Go jump off a bridge.