Nighthawk

I won't bother to capture it, but this the background:

It's over your head. That's what I say every time somebody doesn't like it. But that's ok, because everybody else likes Family Guy too. Funniest show ever: Get A Life. A lot of people hate that. I'm used to it.

From the time I sucked GW Bush's cock at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

I think you're underestimating the "make him cum" part. That's harder than it seems.

Yes, it was a god damn sample. What do you think I am, a pervert?

Suck GW Bush's cock for a billion dollars, but you gotta make him cum and swallow it. Yay or nay?

Oh, stop it.

Nah, they're all chock full of little touches like that for my own amusement. I doubt you'd ever pick up on it.

For those of you who have listened to my mixes, I sampled the sound of a horse ejaculating into one of them. I won't tell you which one, or where, though.

Who the fuck gonna say "beaucoup"?

I drink a lot of screwdrivers, and I recently tried it with Sunny Delight instead of real orange juice. It was better, I recommend that.

We said 'modern era'. Beauty y el Beast is actually the typical response... it won the Oscar and all (or was nominated. I never can remember). And I actually went to school with the kid who voiced Chip (teacup). But no, LM is superior. Of the classic era I go with Dumbo. Because of its surprisingly mature themes. Ok, Disey/Pixar... my favorite remains Toy Story 1.

I could tell some stories about Kentucky.

That board is like five guys with occasional guest appearances. Which is cool. But if you have a lot to say, say you want to be down. Because it could probably use some regulars. I've just realized... the guys at that board should form a band. Call it The Pricks. And only write songs about the internet.

I got a skinnier Sam Kinnison vibe. Gene apparently used to be fatter than he was in those pictures, too, so it was probably quite a pronounced resemblance.

I'm not your slave. But ok... here Mel C also looks much better, although in my experience many don't agree. Like here.

Yes I do, and I agree with you.

Shit, I know that's the popular opinion. That's why I had to make my counteractive opinion known.

As a little aside to my Spice Girls comments... if you haven't seen Emma Bunton lately, take a look at some recent pictures. Since she left the group she's started to look fucking amazing. I thought she looked pretty good with them, but they were holding her back. I mean, damn.

I'm less of a fanboy than I used to be, because David Cross has gone off the deep end politically. I still know about the time where some kid said "Life is precious. And God. And the Bible." on Springer.

1. This is sick and disturbing. 2. Agent and myself living together would draw totally huge ratings on tv and I'm 100% serious. It would draw them because we couldn't coexist. 3. Fuck 4. Cunt 5. Now, Eddie, I'm not your father, but don't make me break into Cliff Huxtable again. 6. I care about hurricane relief. No joke there, I do. I donated and shit. 7. The Amazing Rando never follows through with his ideas. Steal them. Seriously, he's ripe. 8. Cocksucker, motherfucker, fuck, shit, cock, cunt, pussy. 9. Fuck George Carlin in his hippy ass. 10. I want a hamburger.

Dutch is named in a many times removed reference to a pirate ghost, making him better than anyone else. With the obvious exception of an actual pirate ghost.

Stands for "Only Cunts (watch this)".

I should note that the two things I hate doing the most are flying and moving. One time my dad bought me a ticket to fly out on the pretense of a visit, and when I got there he expected me to help him move. I wanted to murder him.

Wine Enthusiast has Svedka listed as overall best quality to price ratio, for vodka. I've never had that.