Nighthawk

Eddie, you didn't do me like I asked you to.

Hm, I thought it was teetering on the edge of tolerable and therefore the sequel would suck, but I loved the sequel and it's actually my favorite... it made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed myself. Third was agreeably shit, though. Also Meet the Parents... seemed like a romantic comedy, which I despise, and it was, but I liked it. It was a romantic comedy for men, a seemingly new genre which I don't mind. Keanu Reeves remains the actor who I don't like who has been in a surprising number of movies I have. I liked about half of his movies, and he's working against it.

But many sensitive indie types are a hell of a pussy. Or... hells of pussies. I'm not sure how I should phrase that.

National Lampoon should just make fun of everything, like MAD does, or used to, at least. I haven't read that since the bastards sold out. Then people wouldn't get uptight about one particular thing, and if they did, we'd know they were assholes.

A Guns N Roses comparison is fair, but Oasis were far bettter than them. I mean, sure, they're sterotypical rockstar assholes, and so is Axl Rose, but Noel is peerless on the pop shit. Dude can arrange and write like a mafucker. Oasis' last album was pretty damn good, showed they've still got it, while Axl had lightning in a bottle.

Ooh, do me, do me!

They couldn't possibly be exhaustive dictionaries.

dun dun DUN!!

When I say "Gimmicks..." you say "Suck!" "Gimmicks..."

On second thought, it was kind of funny, so you and me. But I don't watch adult swim, so I can't say whether it sucks or not.

Around here, probably.

I wasn't comparing the two beyond being an unrequired compulsion and not solving anything. Cutting can be about self pity, but it can be about a lot of things.

Well, it's like being obsessive compulsive. Grown men don't need to wash their hands fifty times every time they touch someone... it doesn't even make sense. But they do. That's why it's a disorder.

For some reason, I believe Smurfette was originally male, and drank a magic potion to become female. I've always thought that. It may have even actually been on the show.

What, me? I don't do it. But no, it isn't retarded. People do get psychological disorders no matter how much you make fun of them.

Again, spacetime, bitches.

Just a note of appreciation and interest.

Time is more than an abstract concept, but not for the purposes of this discussion. Spacetime, bitches.

I must say that self mutilation is not an issue of maturity. True, young teens often engage in it because of a group mentality and other social pressures, but the real thing is a genuine psychological condition unaffected by age or maturity.

Well, whoop-de-god-damn-de-doo.

We probably could have gotten the reference without the self quoting, chev.

Like communism.

Oh please. I would choose to watch that for my own amusement, much less an endurance contest.

Nigga we ALLEY!

I still love you, tekcop.