Nighthawk

Eh, Christ existed. We did a huge thread about that, but I'm not in the mood for debate. Take my word for it.

Matt's too smug for his own good. We should get together.

Incandenza sounds like Napoleon Dynamite.

Raul Julia, bad as the casting was, was the best part of that movie. Dumbledore can beat anyone. Tony Soprano vs Vic Mackey

I heard Ozzy's "Over the Mountain" in a grocery store once, I swear to god. It was odd.

He's openly bisexual. Fuck kind of thread is this?

Xenophobe.

AD stands for anno domini. Christ was born some time in the Spring, there's no set day, probably in 6 BC.

Again, it comes down to whether you know these people in real life. My Napoleon Dynamite was named Tony Gamboa. Which I think is just as funny a name as Napoleon Dynamite.

You ever notice how in Back to the Future, Doc types in December 25th, 0000 to witness the birth of Christ. Three things about that. One, it travels through time, not space. They'd still be in California, completely incapable of getting to Israel, and likely underwater or something. Two, it's not the day Christ was born. Three, there was no year 0. Entering a date which doesn't exist would send him to some sort of limbo from which he would never return. Doc is an idiot.

You're not weird and neither is he.

Nigga, I shut 'em down.

Hey guys, watch me zing UseTheSledgeHammerUh. I suggest you shut the hell up. Count it.

I've just realized my life's goal. I'm going to go to college and write a bunch of stupid shit. Any critique I receive, I will respond with "I was trying to do that. It's satire."

Hm. I'm still not sure what to make of Arcade Fire. They're decent enough, but I don't really like that kind of music enough to accept "decent enough", it has to be great. On the other hand, Napoleon Dynamite is in the band. I don't really like Mars Volta.

I'm making high concept responses.

Dude, you look like Dudley Moore.

Yeah. I thought that was kind of a goofy, but workable, ending, so I stuck the Looney Tunes tag on there to acknowledge that I knew it was fairly corny.

Well, yeah, but you need the sight gag as well as the line for that.

These are, believe it or not, my two favorite episodes, and I can't pick one over the other.

See, when they started doing it, I said "Ah shit, we're in a long sit with some stupid shit." But they just went on far enough that I laughed at it. A shit joke, left long enough that it becomes funny. That's what this show does better than anyone.

Fool, you need to be using some reverse psychology in this bitch. Like "Oh, yeah we love your fake news stories, they're so funny post them all the time." He won't.

You didn't get paid, so it wasn't work. Boy.

I've used it for legitimate purposes. I got a job off of craigslist for chrissakes.

Man, she's cool.