Nighthawk

... that whosoever believeth in me shall not perish, but have everlasting life.

It's not like the rest of you are any better.

Ombudsman is an antiquated title that no one knows or cares about. Czech is so pedantic.

Until she revealed what she looked like...

"Douchebags are hygienic products, I take that as a compliment."

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down...

Ha ha. Jingus is stupid. Leena is still great, though.

Peter Griffin appeared as a Homer clone in the Send in the Clones Halloween segment, and again (in portrait form, along with Stan Smith), in The Italian Bob... both sight gags, both big laughs. President Schwarzenegger was from the movie...

Now I hope that black kid never does a movie again, just let this be. "Fuck you, Ms. Daisy!"

No, wait, I thought of a good one: Peter Griffin

To hell with that, I'm not picking again.

Derek Smalls... and now I have all of Spinal Tap. And my final pick... Mattdotcom can have Seymour Skinner, I shall take: Armin Tamzarian

Timely bump. My woman got me these for my birthday:

Posh and Becks have a child named Brooklyn... Oh well, pretty soon they'll say "OMG parenting is srsly hard" and throw it in the garbage like a cabbage patch doll.

Adam West

On my birthday I had some Polish beer called Żywiec porter. Pretty good, but at 9.5% alcohol, I got slightly buzzed off of one. Which is good, you know, within the context of my massive alcohol abuse problem. While deciding to drink much less, I also decided that when I do have a beer, it should be of much higher quality. Which works because a BevMo opened right up the street from my new apartment. They have a lot... but no Suffikator, sadly.

Seriously? Of course it's going to change. It's like saying nobody cares about the Holocaust anymore... sure, they care, but they don't care care. When I say "nobody" of course I don't literally mean nobody, you guys. So to reiterate, nobody care about 9/11.

Eddie Izzard

Nobody cares about 9/11 anymore.

There's an edited version linked on the page... http://www.azfamily.com/video/3tvextra-ind...tml?nvid=304999 That's the relevant parts... God, I can barely stand listening to an eight year old talk for five minutes, even if it's about killing people.

Dear god...

Yes, I'm enraged as well.

Normal based on the expected idea of aliens given to us by popular media (and, not for nothing, supposed real testimonials of alien encounters), ie Grays and the like.