Nighthawk

You should go to the black mall. They don't have "mallrats" there. I know you might be intimidated, going to a black mall, though...

You're right about the midget thing. I mean, your talent pool is fairly limited, so I imagine the midgets can set their own demands. On the other hand, I don't know how much of a market there is for midget porn, so maybe they'd have to conform to some conditions if they want to work. Apparently not, from watching the stuff.

George Costanza, Cartman.

You did who in the what now?

I wasn't aware that we had midget porn connoisseurs here on the board. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why yes. If you'd like a deatailed rundown of the midget porn business, let me know.

The guy that does it has shown up in a lot of my midget porn too. And some regular stuff. He must be an entepeneur. Older bald guy with a goatee.

This is pretty obviously fake, but if you guys like, there's a video floating around of a guy sticking his whole head in a cunt.

Beating a woman doesn't mean you aren't tough. That's like calling the guys who flew planes into the world trade center cowards.

Well, there's Quizno's. Which isn't healthy defeating the purpose of going there. Good though. And Blimpie's. The name alone should tell you about that place.

I eat there all the time and this is the first I've heard of this. I demand justice.

Yeah, I can count on one hand the people I know who don't think they're ugly, and all of them are me.

Tom Green went to college to learn how to do that.

This should ideally lead to a series of posts reading: "Crap!" "Art!" "Crap!" "Art!"

Art.

I don't find Slipknot particularly bad. The gimmick takes precedence over the music. It's not such a bad gimmick.

He's a drunk, they're always tough. Bad neck, though.

It's been close to 10 or 12 years since I've had a professional haircut.

Actually, I'd probably go with word is bond.

I can't hate Spree, he's too pretty.

No, that's his fake name. Seriously, Gene Simmons Silverman. It's a good thing he's not a mod anymore or he'd delete this.

Nobody is. Except you.

I still post there, automatically valididating it.

Agent's full name is Gene Simmons Silverman. He won't be happy that I've revealed it.

All I ever heard about Steiner was following people home if they cut him off and beating the shit out of them.

Probably not, but it was rather touching. If I had it to do over again, I would have started a Matt Young memorial tribute thread. If he croaked I would have been seen as sensitive and philanthropic, and if he didn't it would have been funny. I never actually calculated how much acet he took, either. DXM usually makes me stay up for days, actually. That's one of the reasons I pretty much quit doing high doses, that and how it destroys my libido.