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I'm thinking of getting me some absinthe. Seemed like an appropriate place to say.

Female singers I'd nail 1. Nina Hagen 2. Sporty Spice 3. Courtney Love 4. Lita Ford 5. Brody Dalle Honorable mention to Wendy O. Williams

I'm from Oregon, I should listen to them.

UseTheSledgehammerUh is ok with me.

Actually, that's kind of the same news.

Favorite bluesmen who were blind and had it in their name 1. Blind Willie Johnson 2. Blind Lemon Jefferson 3. Blind Willie McTell 4. Blind Blake 5. Blind Boy Fuller

I play chess like I fight. I move the pieces around when the guy's in the john, and if things get too bad, I overturn the board and say I wasn't really trying anyway.

Not exactly. In the metal parlance, if you don't like any metal bands, you shouldn't really say Metallica sucks because you're not in a position to decide. A person who doesn't like metal at all would say that Slayer sucks as well (I'm assuming you like them based on naming yourself after them). So it's not really this band or that band that they're judging, it's the style. The same is true here. Without liking reggae, you can't really single out Bob Marley as being particularly bad. Whatever standard is used to judge how good or bad he may be, you're already prejudiced against it.

You're right. You're too ignorant and racist. Here's a much funnier one.

Oh, that's wrong, Incy. Deluded is a better word than ignorant. And where do you get racist? If nothing else, he loves the Jews so much it's almost embarrassing.

I'll quit smoking when I'm 29.

Axl Rose? Eh.

Favorite musical instruments: 1. Banjo 2. Theremin 3. Didgeridoo 4. Turntables 5. Saxophone

Worst jingle: "Save a lot of money. Florida No Fault!" They sing that.

Belzer was on there with a bunch of bullshit, and he was fighting with this chick. I hate celebrities who think their opinion means something. And he got shut down and I was like "Yeah, you tell that uppity fuck!" I like him as an actor though. I like Bill Maher because we approach politics in a similar way, although we come to vastly different conclusions. He's cool for telling feminists that they suck, but does suck for supporting PETA. I also ate pancakes today and went out and shot my SKS.

Before I came in here I got high out of my mind and watched a three weeks old episode of Bill Maher on HBO and screamed "FUCK BELZER!" at the tv. When it was over, I said "God bless America. Let's watch Con Air." I love my life. I love America. I love the internet.

Ban everyone except Incy and Agent. That's what they want.

I hope you put it in this folder on purpose. And screw you for knowing about WDI.

Recommending Weasels Ripped My Flesh to me was a good call. I loved it to death. I also listened to Freak Out!, and I was saying "Hey, this is pretty good.", but then WRMF totally converted me to Zappa. I intend to jump into his catalog with both feet.

It would be worse if you did vote and didn't pay attention to the issues. If you don't vote, you're not hurting anyone.

Well, the IWC is the laughing stock of the cool kids.

Wrong.

Because it's bad. Exactly, Bob Marley isn't overrated, you just don't like reggae. But Bob Marley is beyond music. He's in the class with Presley, Morrison, and Robert Johnson. Calling his music overrated is missing the point. I don't love the guy, I'm just pointing it out. Reggae is ok. I like ska better, and I don't like ska that much. But it is impressive that an extremely culture based style, from a small and in some ways insignificant area became world recognized and appreciated, mostly because of Bob Marley. I can respect that.

That's been here already. But did you ever notice how the crocodile hunter kind of looks like George Bush?

People don't understand lime. It doesn't burn you, and it won't make bodies dissolve. I think people confuse it with lye.