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You can say that if you want. Like I can say washington apples taste good, but if they're the only apples I ever ate I can't say washington apples suck. Maybe I just don't like apples.

Is Super Smash Bros. really a Mario game? Seems like more of a franchise game to me.

Pfft. Don't call him overrated unless you listen to reggae. And don't tell me you do, because nobody does.

Billy Graham is like the protestant pope, and still kicking around. Very old, though.

Look at how many times "cool kid" was used as an insult.

"The Baby Screams" is my absolute favorite Cure song.

Oddly that sounds like it would be quite brilliant to me. It is, in a way. I think anyone who likes weird music would sort of like it (like Residents level weird, not Ween level weird). I don't regret buying it... but then, it was in the bargain bin. Weasels Ripped My Flesh arrived today. I'll be back with my impressions later.

I was going to say exactly what Agent did. I will add that his 50s output was all that was really any good, musically.

I call every woman bitch.

I wasn't afraid it would kill me, but it did kill my trip.

I was going to suggest that Fuck A Failed Mascot should call himself Zeus Rambo, but I thought it was too good for him and I'd rather keep it. So it's now my aim name. Also, I thought you might like to see this picture of me and my mom:

I listened to it. It's ok to have on in the background, but that was a pretty weird album. It sounds like the kind of album I'd make if I got drunk and had to entertain a six year old's birthday party.

I don't care about the rest, but this is true. Stop it.

Kelly Osbourne maybe.

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Oh, I know. I retained all that knowledge. It was the right stuff, I just wasn't in the right place to keep it down. I think I've defied the three user types by liking it and doing it more than once, but not all the damn time. Shit's gonna give you brain lesions, buddy.

Jingus, you fiend. I drank a couple tussin bottles, but this is the first time since I was posting about it last time, my stomach couldn't handle it. Never again, I swear, I'm taking the pills from now on. I don't feel bad, really, just different than before.

Hey Loss, note that I didn't do it. I know where to draw the line, man.

Guys, I tried to trip on DXM again, but I barfed it all up. Now I'm stuck in a half trip and I feel... weird. Oh well.

Somehow I knew this was going to turn into a big thing.

Went to my favorite record store around here and they were selling... records! They've converted to LP only. I had to drive another few miles to get to the cd section, they've split it up. I got XTC's Go 2. I haven't heard great things, but it was really cheap, so we'll see. Also picked up Franks Wild Years but I've heard that before. Also, I browsed around in there for a long time, but everybody that was in there when I went in still wasn't done looking when I left. People round these parts thorough with their music shopping apparently.

Bull. Fresh Prince was good shit. Jeff was the talent, I'll admit, but he did his share.

I've been dieting. That's a temporary tattoo.

Mine was brilliant, actually.

I think I should make fun of Owen Hart's death. It's no more tastless than this, but would get a better reaction here, I think.