Nighthawk

heh, I will tell my mom you want to screw her.

You pity a man who doesn't incur frequent insults? Hunter's Torn Quad is an emotional masochist!

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He must be Mexican.

Jesus is just an easy target that people get upset about easily, that's all there is to it. "Jesus is a Cunt" would have been a Cradle of Filth shirt, I believe. They suck. By the way, I think turning the other cheek was done on a situation by situation basis. Lest we forget, Jesus also made a whip and laid into some money changers.

Well, that's basically what Brad Pitt did when Lou came down to show him who was boss in Fight Club. It worked for him.

Hey, I used to be into cutting, but it was more of a sex thing. I should show you my scars sometime.

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They did cut like 2 hours out of that, initially. That would make any movie hard to understand.

You know, Dan the Automator is with them too. I like Del as much as the next guy, but Automator should be much more of a selling point. And Kid Koala, actually.

Once I was sitting at an In N Out enjoying my hamburger when I notice a car pull up and a guy get out and put a box in the trash. There's a kid sitting in the car and he starts bawling like a baby when the box goes in the trash. I decide to take a look and it's full of pogs (this being the height of their popularity). In one fell swoop I had a pog collection to make even the most short sighted fad chasers green with envy, for absolutely nothing. Well, except a small boy's misery.

He also wrote the Stuart Little movie, apparently.

I'd think you wouldn't need a book to know that.

He can't do cameos because he's Indian. How many of them do you see in a movie? He sticks out too much.

Too much Manson bashing.

You'll walk slow, die young, and leave a fat corpse.

His words are self fulfilling, as I like him because he's out of his mind. But there is a kind of genius in his madness.

I always liked that painting. I'd hang it on my wall.

You should go over there drunk and throw stuff around.

Uma Thurman pissed me off. If I ever met somebody who talked like that, I'd smack them.

They're both wrong.

I seem to recall Billy Gunn debuting a new Mr. Ass shirt the very day he lost the name. It said "24k Ass". I love terrible wrestling shirts and wish I had that one.

Women always find old men sexy. Men do tend to age better than women... but they're also attracted to things like maturity, and uh, being distinguished. Happened more in the past than it does now. They always found people like Cary Grant sexy into their 70s.

This is to talk about actors who have the highest ratio of movies you like vs movies you don't like. I like every Schwarzenegger movie from Conan on with the exception of two: Batman and Robin, and End of Days. I like his action roles far more than his comedies, but I can still enjoy those most any time. Cliche as it is, I like every Johnny Depp movie I've seen, but I haven't watched several of them. There are a few more whose performance I can enjoy even in a sub par movie, but I thought I'd limit it to cases where I liked the movie as a whole.