Nighthawk

Plaque isn't a disease, but it can lead to gingivitis.

Pastor Troy is pretty good. You know what you're getting pretty much, what sets him apart is all the religious rhetoric, which I like. He kind of sounds like a more volatile David Banner, if that helps. The problem is none of his albums are that great, but they're all about the same quality wise, so you don't need to pick and choose. The others aren't worth your time, including 3-6 Mafia, who I don't care for at all. They did do the most mainstream song about drinking cough syrup though, so I'll give them that.

Not you, X.

You idiot. Take a class sometime and learn the meaning of words.

By the way, I do drink beer for the taste. If I want to get drunk I'll drink hard liquor. Beer tastes good. But it is an acquired taste. I'll usually have beers on top of the hard liquor as well, though.

I'm not really friends with game, I haven't talked to him in a year. I thought it was a funny thing to say. See, all my snide comments actually do have a meaning, and Loss is a pretty sharp guy, so I don't think they're going over his head, I think he just takes wrestling too seriously. Like in this one thread, he says that if you cheer for somebody they're not good as a heel, and I said that I've never disliked anyone in wrestling so wrestling as a whole must be a failure. That was just pointing out how ridiculous his statement was. Sure, maybe if we were a bunch of hillbillies who thought it was real he might have a point, but how and why are you suppose to boo somebody that you already know is just playing a role? Are you supposed to boo as a courtesy because you admire their effort? That's the kind of attitude that keeps wrestling unrespectable.

H.R. Funk n' Puff

The break up I previously mentioned has turned me into a womanizer, and I sometimes wonder if I'll ever have a healthy relationship. I desperately want to be honest and I can't do it.

Le Tigre was the name of this Mexican supermarket I used to like to go to.

I'd like to lose 30 or 40 pounds.

I broke up with a girl two or three years ago and never got over it.

His stuff in the 50s was actually pretty good, and like you I don't go in for a lot of that stuff. 60s was bad. 70s was campy.

Beer is pretty cool now that I'm getting the hang of it. I'm gonna get some of that Moosehead tomorrow. I'll have one with dinner, then I'm getting shitfaced on Old Crow and smoking dope for the rest of the night. I'll let you know what I think.

You'd look like a dork, I think, so that's ok. He's not for everyone. It's not the music though, man. That's why it doesn't matter that he didn't write his own songs. He didn't have to. That's why he was awesome.

A friend brought over some Michelob Amber Bock. It tastes really smooth and malty. I like it.

A lame southern gospel singer who couldn't act or write his own songs. He sure was. You clearly understand nothing of the mythos. The fact that he couldn't act was one of the best things about him. Ask Eddie Murphy.

If I was there, I'da smacked the taste out of that viewing audience's mouth.

ok. sorry.

You have the worst opinions I've ever listened to.

Oh well THAT makes it okay then. JBL used the Nazi salute. Does that make it cool too? Do you know who Lil Jon is?

No, you were right the first time. Loss hates me personally because I'm close friends with his gay stalker.

Until just now I thought you were talking about Strangers In Paradise. If you've seen that, you'll know how bizarre your comments seemed.

Again? Man, fuck Mos Def. Yeah, he had a couple really good albums, but his grace period is over. And the best jazz guitarists are white. He can deal with that.

I say "puffin' da chronic, boyee!"

I thought it was "FUCK YOU, PAY ME". That would be slightly better. Also, naming Kenny G in "Rock n Roll" didn't really help his message. That's shooting a deer in a cage.