Nighthawk

Much healthier. You're more just English than an alcoholic. Me, I'm not an alcoholic either, I just hate my wife and kids. I remember someone (Marney perhaps?) asking for advice on how to stay as drunk as possible for an extended period of time. Which reminds me, there was also Marney... Special K... Kinetic... TSM certainly likes to drink.

Hey, I've seen that band live. Rats in a blender and shit. It's mostly just theatrical. That's why I love GG Allin. He took it as far as a person could possibly go, without crossing the line into being a fraud, or else a legitimately bad person. Very delicate balance.

Awful. It's nobody's business how I am except my own.

Good thread. At the bottom of page two and continuing to page three is my second favorite thing I've ever done on here.

It's true, I was mostly just a drunk... I think I can further classify TSM... Drunks: Me Brody PLAGIARISM! Amnesia KOAB JAxl CanadianGuitarist... Matt Young Shit, plenty of drunks. Tweakers: Myself VX Potheads: Agent Kotz Cough syrup addicts: Me... Jingus And so on.

This is just retarded. Of course they're government built vehicles reverse engineered from alien technology! How could you believe anything else? Lunacy!

Actually, you get a choice. They'll dip any of the chicken sandwiches. I didn't like it, but I may try it again.

"I'll be back!" "Pro-probably..."

Can I borrow a feeling? Yes I can. KIRK VAN HOUTEN! George HW Bush.

Kira Willey - "Colors" I really love that song. It's cute.

And in the very next term, the word "nigger" is being thrown around willy nilly. Hey America, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey America.

"Cold shoeser". Single greatest post in the history of the board. It's already my signature, though.

Barron falls into the Jingus/Kotzenjunge/netslob/Bruiser Brody/Marney level of legendary posters. Not that I don't love all of those people... well, besides Jingus.

So I'm, for one reason or another, watching the commentary on my Upright Citizens Brigade dvds... Amy Poehler, talking about earning your red wings. That's pretty cool.

Well who would realistically say no to any of those people? Universally loved, all of us.

"Hey, Barney's right!" "Yeah, les get sommore beer." "Yeah, Barney's right." "Ok, ok. Keep it down you guys."

I see Barack has gotten to you as well.

Had sushi the other day. I can now eat with chopsticks, I have mastered it. As a concept, it'll still retarded. They've seen the fork. Farmers aren't going out and plowing forty acres with a couple of pool cues.

Speaking of Madagascar 2, I had a good funny/offensive moment regarding that movie. I was at the theater, and this black chick walks by the display that says "Escape 2 Africa" and she says "Yeah, that's where I want to escape to!" So I muttered "You're welcome to it, bitch..."

Wait a minute... Bart's teacher's name is Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall! Why didn't somebody tell me?!

Good show on Jay Sherman. He was my next pick.

Can I have some money?

A while ago, I took this girl to a Motel 6 and fucked her all night. I did it for practical reasons, but it was also just cheap and sleazy, which turned me on. I just registered myself and then snuck her into the room, and that shit was still fifty bucks! I thought it was six dollars a night!

Fascinating draft. The only character I'm really bummed about not getting is Moe, because he's my favorite by far, but other than that... if we can keep these down, we'll be sitting pretty.

Emma Watson