Nighthawk

You know, my grandma has one tit. It wouldn't be such a big deal if she didn't walk around naked.

Dunno.

Isn't he your brother or something?

Don't get me started. There's also one Tori Amos song I like but I can't remember what it's called. It starts with "Look I'm standing naked before you, don't you want more than my sex". I first heard it sung by the priest on Oz, which is probably why I like it.

I make two promises: This thread will be worse than Ask Incandenza, but it won't be my fault. I won't give joke answers unless the questions are stupid.

I thought Manny was Prince Paul! If Banky called me and pretended to be someone else, I'll kill him.

You made a Simpsons reference, brother.

You cannot die fulfilled until you vanquish Lord Voldemort.

So yes.

I'm all Kinetic wished he could be.

Oh hey, I was glancing through that picture thread. It's wild. I didn't see you, but I was amazed at how funny looking a lot of people are. I laughed and laughed. And get this, Zorin Industries posted a picture of himself years ago, and I said he looked like Tim Roth, and then in the middle of that thread he posted it again, and Incandenza said he looked like Tim Roth. Zorin says "Yeah, you said that the last time." I have a feeling there will be a Fight Club reveal with Incy and me.

It runs in cycles. Always has. I noticed because it used to be Banky would start threads complaining about it slowing down, then taking credit when it picked up again. It will pick up again and it won't be for any reason. It just happens randomly. At least it's not cluttered with a bunch of crap like a couple weeks ago.

Thoughts? There's a poster called David as well. Patrick is a less common name, granted, but still pretty common. I'm glad you don't go by Pat. It really wouldn't suit you. Or would it?

I don't know what it entails or what requirements must be met. I know who you are, so I suppose you're established in my eyes. I can't say I've noticed. Establishment is a "joke" that people take seriously but pretend not to. There was a time when they didn't even bother with the pretense of not taking it seriously. I'm sure it's better now than it was then. Hard to say. This is the only message board I go to, and I'm rarely devoting all my attention to it. I usually have something else going at the time. I'll stop in occasionally at work. Impossible to judge how much time that is... varies too much. I'm at home generally four or five nights a week. I'll spend oh... two or three hours on the computer, on average. I'm usually working on music, or possibly writing, and I'll periodically check the board here, to keep me relaxed.

I finally got Foetus' Sink. I had to pay $40 which is why I'd put it off for so long, but even having heard a lot of it before, it was worth it.

My legal name is Supreme Master of the Fist.

I'd floor him.

Think outside the tongue. You've got your whole head there and you can use all of it. When I had shaved my head, I used to rub around with it, which they loved. Now that I've grown my hair out, it's not the same, but the principle remains. If you're clean shaven, a little stubble can be good. Don't be afraid to bite, either. You'd be surprised at how much rough treatment some cunts can stand. (that's a wonderful sentence to take out of context, by the way). Now, the most important thing to remember is this. For a guy, and for girls who don't know better, an orgasm is a linear thing. You have your goal in mind, and you start and go pretty much straight through to the end. Girls have a lot more things they can feel in between, and a lot more different kinds of orgasms. Lapping the labia majora with your whole tongue produced a very different result than rolling your tongue around the clit and fucking it, and so on. Now, most women have certain plateaus they can reach and they have all these different techniques to respond to. It's like the combination to a safe. The right techniques in the right order for the right duration. Trial and error. "Moves" as Seinfeld would call them, are not as transferrable as you might thing. It depends on the eating style and natural gifts of the eater. They do work on most women, with varying success, but most women have one particular combination that really unlocks their safe. If you find that, that woman is yours. And on a more practical side, do it in public. They like that because it's inconvenient. Shows you care.

I like wrestling but don't care about it. I think it's an attitude a lot of people could benefit from. I followed it in my youth, don't anymore, but will watch random matches if the mood strikes me. I haven't put much thought into favorites... Vader maybe. He's had a good balance of a lot of the things I like about it.

Muggy is the most oblivious poster I've ever seen. It's different than stupid. He just has absolutely no idea what's going on. Hey, change his name to Agent of Oblivious.

Yeah, I suddenly discovered that I like eating plain white rice. The only problem is I have to quote Kiefer Sutherland every time: "You're eating maggots, Michael, how do they TASTE?" Even if I'm alone I'll just say that to nobody.

Somehow I knew that.

You fat bastard.

You're not very contentious. You should be Contentious CWM. It would be ironic. Hey, maybe I should start a what do you think of me thread.

Here, I'll help you... Don't you agree that WDI is the biggest bunch of losers?