Nighthawk

Don't bother, I already did it in another folder.

In the movie, there's two little girls and one of them says feces means baby mice. That should sell you on it well enough.

You uncultured swine. I suppose you've forgotten that classical music exists.

I've seen Ric Blade do the exact same thing off of a semi trailer. And he's supposed to be a professional. edit: refering to the gorilla

This is what you'd do with this folder without the cool people around chasing you away? You don't deserve it.

Three on one is my specialty.

If there were any girls here right now I'd call them a cunt. They wouldn't dare ban me.

I was just in the other room playing video games and the board has gone to hell!

I really meant that.

Fuck this shit.

Hey that's great. You know, the first time I took a driving test I crashed into another car pulling out of the parking space.

They suplex you and then sleep with your girlfriend.

Monty Sopp is the worst name I've ever heard. And... didn't I hear that his middle name is Kip? That makes it even worse. Also, what's Homicide's real name? I heard it was bad.

I'm tired of the thread title's format.

He broke his coccyx, I think.

You know, I feel sorry for girls who want clit piercings. I've heard everything from it makes you have an orgasm when you walk up stairs, piss or ride in a car, to it will make you have a constant orgasm for the rest of your life, to it takes away all feeling entirely. That's a serious gamble.

No, it was definitely that lionsault. I've seen the whole match.

I should mention that the Ying Yang Twins come out with some pretty funny stuff. Me & My Brother is well known, so here's a sample from their appearance on Jacki-O's "Fine". Kaine: "I just wanna touch your booty one time Is it soft like it look, I'm Curious George (D-Roc makes monkey noises) Your booty put a smile on all the boys" Not as good as hearing it, the monkey noises make it.

I knew a girl who had different tongue studs which created different sexual sensations. The best was this hard rubber ball with little spikes on it. Apparently it worked better on other girls though. I've considered piercing my own tongue, but I'm not sure that's a line I want to cross.

Every one of Jericho's finishers sucked except the old lion tamer.

By the way, best blowjob was from a white trash girl.

I disagree. When I went to private school they were all over me because they wanted to rebel against their parents, and I was white, my parents were divorced, I wasn't rich, rode the city bus to school and listened to gangsta rap. So I had all these Korean prep school gangsta bitches, and that is some cool shit. Nothing in the world like an asian schoolgirl trying to be hard.

You know, I like dark Asians. Like Cambodians and Vietnamese. They're always down for whatever. I like light Asians too, but it's not the same.

Awesome. That shit is why I will always like wrestling. Yeah, that was the one that crippled Hayabusa. Setting it to Benny Hill music? Awesome.