Nighthawk

"Classic" aim chats? You're pathetic.

Cooler than both of you.

Oh it is not.

The key to this kind of thing in a nutshell is whatever you do to them, do to yourself, but barely survive.

Yes, but posting it here shows you're not serious, so I'm not telling you.

Shut up and get out of my thread, all of you.

The Crow? You're not a 15 year old goth girl by any chance are you?

Just some bird.

You gay asskisser.

Yeah.

So does everybody else. Everyone who's cool smokes.

I now support Kotzy's modship. But if you get lazy, I'll ban you.

"Glorified" stuntmen? I think actual stuntmen are more glorified than they are.

You're a stalker.

My hands really don't smell so good. They smell like fried chicken and stale nicotine.

By the way, since I've grown my hair out and started wearing perpetual stubble, I look unbelievably cool. I'll have to get some pictures up here. If I wear my Harry Potter tie, bitches just swoon.

Were you intentionally tweaking your nipples there or did it just look that way?

Despite what you may have heard, this is one instance where forgiveness is definitely not easier to obtain than permission.

Bury her.

Gore Vidal's Lincoln. Is interesting, but boring if you want it to be, so you get the best of both worlds.

Blow yourself up right before you die.

That happened to me once except it didn't.

I get that a lot.

Change all the subtitles. They sound stupid like on every message board. The only way for them to not sound stupid is complete non sequiturs.

But it's an adorable baby.