Nighthawk

It's still funny, even though it's doctored. Ace is a nutjob in any circumstance. Best political ad ever. Kay Hagan FTW.

Ha ha! I love that picture. Funnily enough, I was considering taking him too. Sadly I was thinking it while watching Pet Semetary 2, so that didn't really help his case.

The real questions is what happens when he touches Skittles.

Foie Gras is cruel and evil.

No one said you shouldn't have taken it seriously. It was said that you took it too seriously.

He takes everything too seriously.

Man, I just realized I've been confusing the movies Panic Room and Boiler Room.

This is not a laughing matter, Smitty.

Yeah, he should win. He was definitely the Milky of 2008.

Easy. Everyone will tell you that Rain Dogs is the best, then Swordfishtrombones. True enough. Second tier is stuff like Franks Wild Years and Bone Machine. Closing Time, Heartattack and Vine and Small Change are all pretty swank albums in their own right.

1. How often do you visit TSM? How long are you here on a typical visit? How many minutes, or hours, do you spend here daily? There are four sites I check every time I'm on the computer; this is one of them. How much time I spend depends on what's going on or how much I have to say. 2. Which folders do you spend the most time in? Why? Which ones do you skip over? LSD is my favorite when it's active. Movies/TV when the topics are good. Music has good periods, but a lot of down time. Choc. & Graph. are constant brain candy. Sports I never go in. 3. Who are your favorite posters? What makes a poster "good"? The usual gang of idiots. Generally, I favor the posters who I personally have a good rapport with. 4. Who are your least favorite? Why? I don't dislike anyone. Byron is too fucking much, though. 5. Who is your favorite mod? Can you actually name the mods we have? Agent. Some of them. 6. What brought you to TSM in the first place? Do you still come for the same reasons? Do you still watch wrestling? I don't remember. N/A. Only deathmatches. 7. When was the board at its best? My enjoyment is pretty constant. 8. What is the one thing, above all else, that keeps you coming back here? There's no reason for me not to. 9. If you could change one thing about TSM, what would it be? More female posters. 10. How much longer will TSM be around? How should I know?

I suppose I could make a mild racism case re: black people/orange soda (if it were grape, that would be more serious), but I like this one for Dominique's dumbass grin at the end.

Christopher Meloni

James Spader

What gives you the right say that?

Who the hell says AIDS is a funny disease? You got the wrong kinda friends, man...

Friday the XIII part XIII: The Quickening

Looks like Keanu Reeves.

I like Mounds and anything with coconut.

I know it's been mentioned, but I think more people here should see with their own eyes how fat Kevin Smith has gotten.

Quoted for truth. Biggest surprise in this thread is Milky's response to my actions, given that he has since declared his love for me over the *unzips pants* comment. Oh, I was probably just trying to ingratiate myself with everyone else.

I've never handed out candy, but if I ever start, I could see myself having several candy stashes to choose from, based on, say, how much I like their costumes. Full size candy bars (or hell, king size) if they're cool, pennies if they suck. Hm... any kids I have, I should teach them to say "Cake or death!" when they ring the bell instead of trick or treat. King size candy bar for sure on that one.

Hey EHME, you've got the front page screwed up a bit. You've got Giovanni Ribisi under my list and Errol Flynn under Kahran's, that I noticed... Best correct that shit.