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  1. Nighthawk

    electra

    Deon's post contains a bunch of crap. If that's what people wanted out of this movie, they never should have made it, as that would never, ever work.
  2. Nighthawk

    Simon Cowell blasts Beyonce...

    I don't, but I know quite a few art sites that I could direct you to. *shakes head* Ye gods.. that fandom is so fucking popular with the writers and artists, I could find about a hundred or so links within moments. Oh, I know. That's why it's the onli one I talk about. It's commonality makes it look relatively unremarkable next to my more bizarre ones like... Mortal Kombat, or Spongebob. Once I sober up I'm going to deny this, so let's just preemptively pretend I never said it.
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    THE QUEST!

    You walked right into that one.
  4. Nighthawk

    THE QUEST!

    Exactly. Ha ha!
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    Lita the whore

    Earlier Lita Ford. I'd probably still take Lita the wrestler... it's hard to find chicks that like getting pissed on.
  6. Nighthawk

    Dark Shadows...?!

    The Wayans brothers set black folks back a lot farther than that frog.
  7. Nighthawk

    "Spongebob is gay!"

    They're not saying Spongebob is gay, they're saying the show promotes tolerance of a gay lifestyle, you retard.
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    THE QUEST!

    I didn't do anything. You showed up and brought your crappy friends with you.
  9. Nighthawk

    THE QUEST!

    Then ban CWM. This place has gone straight to hell.
  10. Nighthawk

    Oh man, I'm on drugs right now.

    Yeah, I got a blunt he can smoke.
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    THE QUEST!

    Ban him.
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    Oh man, I'm on drugs right now.

    You're not acting high enough. I don't believe that you're on drugs at all.
  13. Nighthawk

    Dark Shadows...?!

    Wasn't that cancelled like 30 years ago?
  14. Nighthawk

    The Czech Republic/Slovakia

    You know, I'd like to start a poll here and ask the ladies if they'd prefer being fucked in the ass or taking a facial, but they probably wouldn't answer. Plus, I wouldn't want to appear, you know, crass. I don't imply anything, I'm just a little curious.
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    Oh man, I'm on drugs right now.

    Oh shut up.
  16. Nighthawk

    Rock leaving WWE?

    He'll piss on his grandfather's grave by leaving.
  17. Nighthawk

    I just walked two miles, smoking the whole time.

    I lived in Indiana for one summer. I saw a girl pissing in the street. I liked it.
  18. Nighthawk

    Let's imagine Banky's wedding.

    Banky kind of reminds me of Conan O'Brien.
  19. Nighthawk

    Rock leaving WWE?

    He'll piss on his father's grave by leaving.
  20. Nighthawk

    Let's imagine Banky's wedding.

    I think it's Hungry Jack's fault. I want him banned. However I did reference the thread from last night, so it's pretty good.
  21. Nighthawk

    How does Clark Kent hide his....

    I know a guy who looks exactly like David Arquette except he wears glasses. I don't think he actually is David Arquette.
  22. Nighthawk

    I just walked two miles, smoking the whole time.

    Hey, you know what I realized today? I should get a sweater vest with the union jack on it. I pay $3.50 for cigarettes.
  23. Nighthawk

    Lita the whore

    Hey, who'd you rather fuck, Lita or Lita Ford?
  24. Nighthawk

    Let's imagine Banky's wedding.

    I'm the best man. I'll be sure to tell dick sucking stories in my toast.
  25. Nighthawk

    Oh man, I'm on drugs right now.

    Sure, just get on the 516 and get off on Louisville Rd. Go down about 3 blocks and there's going to be a Taco Bell with an El Camino in the parking lot. The guy in there is named Rufus, and he'll give you a dime bag if you go in and get him some tacos. Cause he doesn't have any money see, just weed and food stamps. He'll also give you about $40-$50 dollars worth of food stamps for a six pack of Busch Light.
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