Nighthawk

More than usual. I did this without typoing at all though. Wait, it's no longer true.

I have more girl friends than boy friends.

I hope I didn't scare CanadianChick with my drug talk, because she's really a lovely girl. If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my future crimes. Electric chair. Hey Jackie. Let's stick the seven inch in the computer.

I was gonna watch maybe either Gods and Generals or Get A Life.

It's in classics, but not really still around.

Believe whatever makes you happy. Valhalla. That's where I wanna go.

No, sweeheart, don't whore. I want you sweet like cookies and soft like coconut oil. I adore you. You look like my cousin Dawn. Dawn's a redneck, but she was ok. I'll take care of you. No worries mate,. I'm stoned out of my mind.

That's what I did! Two bottles, and I've got beer for later. I'm having the most fascinating conversation with Rando about literature right now.

I like you CanadianChick. I wish we were friends.

I like "Return of the Fly"... but it's because I really do love that movie. edit: liar

I so want a cock piercing. Ampallang bitches!

This is racism, btw.

I'm at first plateau and I've drank two bottles. Hey, I'm getting on aim.

Nah.

Fuck em, they suck. Excellent logo, not that they invented it. Rancid sounds inebriated, therefore lending them credibility.

I think rock stars get ass easier than athletes. But then they aren't being glorified because of it. Envied maybe. But everyone knows why they're getting it. Now there is some truth in what you're saying. Your flaw is that you said "a good looking guy in shape". Nobody in this thread except me and you fit those qualifications. Most guys are average looking, but an average looking girl can get laid 100% as easily as an incredibly hot one. Throws the curve way off. And remember, we weren't talking about college students, we were talking about Lita, who apparently fucked in exchange for goods and services, pulled trains and was pissed on. I've done those things, but I don't think anyone's going to call me a stud because of it.

The basis is this: it's hard for a man to have sex with lots of women. It takes no effort for a woman to have sex with lots of men. Personally, I like sluts, and I'm not going to deny what they are. I wouldn't have them any other way. A woman who likes sex? Why don't I just fuck a guy.

Dick Togo.

Well, it does kind of look like a toy. I don't imagine it will be in that kind of light in the movie though.

Ah, but we don't have Sasturday here on Earth. Alien planets always receive their items early.

The standard is different for men and women. Why don't people understand that?

I don't know why Acid Bath had to drag Jack Kevorkian into it. He's not such a bad guy.

Maybe a little bit, yeah. You know, maybe they've lowered the potency of the tussin formula, seeing as how all the hip young kids are into abusing it. DJ Screw died from this, you know. While on the subject of legal drugs, I'll mention that a while back I tried getting high off of nutmeg. It worked, but it wasn't worth it at all. It was so tame that I've found it a good recommendation for young children who want to experiment with drugs but have too sheltered an upbringing to know any dealers and are too fragile to sniff glue.

And since Kotzy wants to talk to me so bad while it's happening, I'll try to remember him. Hey, pm me your phone number and I'll call you as soon as I'm good and wasted.

Man, that's what I drank last night and I didn't feel shit. Course I always won the iron gut contests at camp, so I'm stronger than most. I was almost there tonight, but I came back down without progressing too far. I know something will happen now, so I'll up the dose. I'm getting really fucking determined to get fucked up on it.