Nighthawk

You're so this, you're that.

That's secret sauce. Which I suspect is ketchup and mayo mixed together, which is almost exactly the same as thousand island.

He's already acknowledged these things.

I think they should wear them around their waists.

The old guy that ripped off 2Pac? Fuck him.

Hey, that's pretty cool.

I always imagined suicide.

Fuck all that, if there was a Hogan vs New Jack match I'd never watch anything besides wrestling again.

How many people ever get shot in the mouth? Just 50 Cent.

I don't think he was the first one to say that.

Hey, do Hiroshi Hase.

I was over in the general wrestling folder and someone there thought I was "'scary'" and "'goth'". It made my day.

Hey, you're a fucking idiot. Seriously, I don't make this shit up. You're not intelligent.

I saw one where a girl in a nurse outfit has diarrhea into a bathtub full of water until it's brown, then a guy holds her head under the shit water and fucks her.

Hey Deadbolt. You suck.

Hey, that's complete parody. But I am extremely flattered.

I wanna do a weekly column where I just recount wild sex stories I've been involved in.

That sounds like caring about things talk to me.

Stealing CDs is pretty white trash, you know. I stole that Q Tip cd. From a sexual conquest. Who had previously stolen my copy of Smells Like Children. I should look her up. I don't know too many sluts who would listen to both those albums.

I wouldn't have pictured you listening to Van Halen.

Try reading William Gaddis high. Shit yeah, boy, that's the bomb.

But what if it's exactly 0? What then!?

I don't care about things.

Him or me?

When did she quit porn? I wasn't informed of that.