Nighthawk

Even if I was dead, I'd laugh at that. By the way, you guys are pretty turned around. Horror movies are one of two genres where you do get good sequels from time to time. The other is action.

I don't know. You?

You were almost killed by a little girl? Ha ha ha!

By the way, the lowest of the low are people who call it Japanimation.

You know, there's a guy who did voices in Street Fighter cartoons, and he did Akuma and M. Bison (or Gouki and Vega for you ultradorks). I like that guy because he sounds a lot like me. It works pretty well. I would sound cool if I spoke Japanese.

King Kong Bundy did well with it.

You telling me this guy is a rock star, he hears about the gay jewlery code, and says "Even though I'm not gay, I'll do that anyway." C'mon...

Read Marilyn Manson's book. He went through a very similar situation.

He's either gay or stupid, so something was learned from this. Apparently Mascot's dad is stupid too.

Hey, those guys do a commercial for all you can eat ribs down here.

Hey I thought of some more. Dr. Wagner Jr., 2 Cold Scorpio and the Headbangers.

But not me.

There are several Japanese wrestlers based on cartoons, now aren't there? They base characters of some weird ass shit. Cartoons aren't that weird... but yeah. Well, you know, puroresu is Japanese wrestling, and anime is Japanese cartoons, and they are reputed to be better than other kinds of wrestling and cartoons, therefore there is implied elitism by their very nature. That's why the fans are pricks.

Absolutely not.

Hey, good comparison, Banky.

Repeatedly do Manhattan drops, because the sell allows you to grab him again, and steal his piledriver finisher.

Of course they sell merchandise. I own that "Blow Me" shirt myself.

Now that you mention it, I don't think HH's was at least completely original. It had what you might call samples. And I swear I heard it in a car commercial once.

You can cut corners by speaking rythmically instead of singing. You can often pass off yelling as singing as well.

"Church of the Poison Mind" by Culture Club.

Molly has a cult following.

You're a little blacker, which is pretty cool.

A crack pipe.

You have to read Chyna's book. It's mind-blowingly hilarious. It shouldn't take long and I'm sure you can get it for pretty much nothing. It's not bad like Ishtar, it's bad like Plan 9. Also, are there sex stories in the Lita book?