Nighthawk

Elix Skipper used a "Party Up" rip off. Somebody was using a Ricky Martin rip off around then as well, though I can't remember who or what song.

Kind of extensive selections here, almost to the point of underming the thread. Guns n Roses - "Welcome to the Jungle" Patti Smith - "Gloria" Marilyn Manson - "Irresponsible Hate Anthem" Foetus - "Clothes Hoist" And the best, of course, NWA - "Straight Outta Compton" Discounting non-song intros for these; Motley Crue - "Shout at the Devil" Lil Jon - "Throw It Up" Ice Cube - "The Nigga Ya Love to Hate" DMX - "Ruff Ryder's Anthem"

You see, I'm one of those guys who knows everything. Like they have in the movies. Well, yeah. What did you think I was trying to say? I haven't actually argued anything yet. Just to kill the suspense, I have argued for every word of the Bible being literal and won or stalemated. If you actually want to argue religion vs evolution, that will be the outcome. It seems like you're past that level, however, so maybe we don't have anything to argue. Evolution is flawed, you apparently recognize it. Wonderful.

Orton (and Jarrett) won world titles, making them above average in how they did in their careers.

She said she shaved her head once. I remember because that's when I fell in love with her.

That was a sarcastic comment.

Val Venis.

Man, just abort this conversation about white and black people, all of you. You're making fools of yourselves.

Tom, it's not cowardly. That's number one on my list of words I'm out to correct the usage of, slightly ahead of literally and wherefore.

You know, I think Cancer is Banky. Or Banky is Cancer. She was the only one to call me molestomp. Didn't you call yourself that?

There was a documentary about Mormons in Britain. It was in the early 80s though.

Pauly Shore reference.

"Invisble Man" is my favorite Queen song.

You know, despite the backlash, Cash Money was good, just way overkill. Their problem was putting out way the hell too much stuff, but the best of it... top notch, and not just Juvenile either. Incidentally, Turk put out a new album last year and it was pretty good.

You know, he wore the same shirt with an anthropomorphic milk carton and something about cheese on it like... 50000 times. They were getting their wardrobe at Kmart or something, you'd think they could afford another shirt for him to wear. If I ever see that shirt I'll buy it for Kotz, though.

The fact that Cena connects with the audience is not something good about Cena, it's something bad about the audience.

Dames made me. The finger is in reference to him.

I'm just confused as to how there could be a door on an internet message board.

Nah, the Undertaker can do it better. Looks like Undertaker is the new era.

Hey, Kotzenjunge reminds me of Darlene's boyfriend on Roseanne.

Typing after sniffing glue is very difficult.

Shelton Benjamin's black, you know.

Yeah, but be on drugs. I'm sorry, that's just the way it is!

I can't take internet wrestling reviewers seriously.

Well, if they were in an altered state of mind when they made it, wouldn't it make sense?