Nighthawk

What a despicable plot. Now that he can never apologize, I'm trapped here forever! You miserable, miserable bastards.

You know what I heard about? A series of wrestling tapes that was just an endless parade of people screwing up, making fools of themselves and getting hurt. It was called the internet collection. Somebody tell me where I can get that.

Did I ever tell you about the time I thought heroin was coke and I snorted it and fell down the stairs but Jesus caught me?

So as not to undercut the point of this thread, it's cooler to wear a wrestling shirt than to actually watch wrestling. Watching wrestling is cooler than hating wrestling.

I'm fairly certain you've seen commercials.

I'd pay large sums of money for that.

Cut the logos out and sew them onto other shirts.

I'm sorry, I meant satanmas presents.

I'm thinking of reworking Wu Tang's "M.E.T.H.O.D. Man" in "F.A.G.G.O.T. Man" and giving out mp3s as christmas presents.

I'm impressed with Nevermortal's encyclopedic knowledge of classic literature.

Better hope your cats don't run in front of your car. We've seen where your loyalty lays.

Yes, I do.

Austin Powers for me: hilarious the first time I watch it, by the time I'm out of the theater I'm saying "That was the stupidest thing I ever saw, fuck anyone who likes it." Very short shelf life.

I wear wrestling shirts to this day, but only ones that are so outlandishly ridiculous and obviously about wrestling that they're sure to attract attention. I disagree with those subtle wrestling shirts. The best one is the Tazz shirt that proclaims "MASTER OF THE SUPLEX" and is bright fucking orange. ORANGE, bitches.

I'm the only guy here who could beat you in a fight.

If MrRant apologizes, I quit the board.

Drew Carey was an uninspired if passable sitcom for a few years, then, with an endless parade of gimmick episodes and many other things it became one of the worst shows I can think of.

No, you're right, it was Ms. Jackson.

Hey Ya

So I hope you're not crip.

Actually she's my stepsister, so it wouldn't be quite the same. You can have sex with my brother though, he's blood.

I drink Coronas when I'm in public, but feel no effect.

I also have both of those things!

It's bestiality.

Jim Carrey and I had a similar hairstyle at one point. The cool one.