Nighthawk

I'd pay large sums of money for that.

Cut the logos out and sew them onto other shirts.

I'm sorry, I meant satanmas presents.

I'm thinking of reworking Wu Tang's "M.E.T.H.O.D. Man" in "F.A.G.G.O.T. Man" and giving out mp3s as christmas presents.

I'm impressed with Nevermortal's encyclopedic knowledge of classic literature.

Better hope your cats don't run in front of your car. We've seen where your loyalty lays.

Yes, I do.

Austin Powers for me: hilarious the first time I watch it, by the time I'm out of the theater I'm saying "That was the stupidest thing I ever saw, fuck anyone who likes it." Very short shelf life.

I wear wrestling shirts to this day, but only ones that are so outlandishly ridiculous and obviously about wrestling that they're sure to attract attention. I disagree with those subtle wrestling shirts. The best one is the Tazz shirt that proclaims "MASTER OF THE SUPLEX" and is bright fucking orange. ORANGE, bitches.

I'm the only guy here who could beat you in a fight.

Yes, I think the time has come to shatter the illusion created by the antiwrestling element. Wrestling is a fringe form of entertainment, which, when taken in conjunction with a well calculated personal image, and maintained with a healthy air of superiority, adds a subtle and beneficial texture to the faux-chic persona of anyone born before 1985. To obsess? No. But to attack? Heavens no. Sure, you might look back at a time when you pondered King Brock's status one year from the date, or discussed at length Taue's chokeslam, and say "What was I?", but you are best to answer the question, rather than lash out at it. Otherwise you're just saying that Ninja Turtles are stupid because the kid that had more toys than you beat you up in second grade. Also, I am NOT gay! Anymore.

If MrRant apologizes, I quit the board.

Drew Carey was an uninspired if passable sitcom for a few years, then, with an endless parade of gimmick episodes and many other things it became one of the worst shows I can think of.

No, you're right, it was Ms. Jackson.

Hey Ya

So I hope you're not crip.

Actually she's my stepsister, so it wouldn't be quite the same. You can have sex with my brother though, he's blood.

I drink Coronas when I'm in public, but feel no effect.

I also have both of those things!

It's bestiality.

Jim Carrey and I had a similar hairstyle at one point. The cool one.

But can't you punch it once you get to where you wanted to go?

So I'm curious what you all think of Beck. I noticed how strange it was that I can't seem to recall his name being brought up in this folder at all. I can see some finding him threatening as he's essentially a rich and famous version of what some board regulars attain to be. I think he's pretty cool. "Loser" is probably top 5 as far my favorite music videos go. Midnite Vultures was his best album. Well, not really, but I like it the best. "Hollywood Freaks" made that album. He was the Golden Boy for a while... that's never good. But it seems to have passed.

But I'm west coast!