Nighthawk

You know, I have a sister, 19 years old, who dresses up like Sailor Moon and sings show tunes on stage with other people dressed as cartoon characters. Apparently she quit doing it the other day, because she was "tired of the politics."

Ha ha. I should have sex with those on while playing Will Smith's "Wild Wild West". I haven't worn those boots in forever, though.

You're right.

Oh man, I'm on drugs right now.

You know, I really don't mind The Used's "Take It Away", but... it'd be better if they were a different band.

True enough. They both make generally bad choices when it comes to film.

Odenkirk carried him.

Yeah, that's the one. Cross' finest moment.

As I was again searching for this forum on Google, which I seriously do every time, I mistakenly did the image search instead. The number one picture for thesmartmarks was a shot of the Alien dvd box set, then a bunch of wrestling shit, with the exception of an airplane, an orangutan with it's middle fingers up, and two hyenas fucking. That was interesting.

We all know that. Actually, I have cowboy boots also, come to think of it.

I think not. Personally, one of my favorite cameos is David Cross in... in... what's the name of that Christopher Guest movie where he's the gay theater director.

I had a date with this lovely creature: I got lucky.

Isn't it like 10 oclock, and you're back already? Nice "date".

Trick Daddy - "Let's Go"

I have a cowboy hat that's a pink leopard print, but I only wear it on very special occasions.

Exactly. If they put my cock in there it would give the whole thing an ironic twist and therefore legitimize it.

That thread not being in the classics folder is what makes classics a joke.

Don't talk about that, Banky, I'm extremely ashamed of those things.

Too much Slayer observing and commenting.

Finally got around to listening to Sleepytime Gorilla Museum. I liked it quite a bit.

I'm glad you've had the free time to analyze the quirks of your fellow TSM posters. I envy the dedication to your craft!! I'm don't have dedication to my craft. I'm working the board.

Incandenza already did the appropriate use of exclamation points gimmick.

Spilled a bunch of Pepsi Spice on the rug and it didn't stain too bad.

I should make a more concerted effort to improve my internet persona. Maybe I should begin to tell fantastical tales of my sexual conquests to impress a bunch of horny cyber strangers! Worked for me.

I'm fairly confident Kamaal the Abstract will be released eventually.