Nighthawk

Hey, let's ban whoever wins... and whoever gets the least votes as well.

Hey, remember Black Bastards? That was like... 70% as good as people said it was.

Janet Jackson?

I wouldn't be able to get past how bad the cover is.

Banky never did think of anything new when people told him to like three years ago.

I'm afraid that isn't a palindrome.

I think it's kind of... fun.

I search for this forum on Google every single time I come here.

I convinced a wrestling message board that there was a god while under the influence of bacon.

That's pretty good. I'm still fairly southern, so I like biscuits and gravy, but I like the ones there the best, although it was the specific Hardee's in the town I used to live in that was really behind it. It won the Best Hardee's In The World award or some such for like 20 years in a row.

I know who they are, and I'm a fan You're pretty new, but yes, I supposed you might be. I think you'd agree they have to be built up to.

You know who was good? Q Tip.

I want partial part of this.

You know, In N Out pays like $10 an hour. You earn it, at the pace they have to maintain though.

Since I was talking about Marilyn Manson earlier, I couldn't help but notice that less girls want to fuck him than I'd think. Plenty... but not up to rock star standards. Must be his big schnozz. They all wanted Twiggy, who, the groupies tell me, has a small dick and can't get it up because of his coke habit. His personal hygiene is also supposed to be very poor, supported by the time he blatantly and repeatedly picked his nose on Howard Stern's E show. This tells you that you can take the most unappealing, disgusting guy you can find, put him in a dress and make up, and he'll have to beat off the chicks with a stick.

Eat lead, slacker.

Well, actually Marilyn Manson is the name of the band as well as the individual, but in truth he has been essentially a solo artist since dropping the Spooky Kids moniker, he just didn't officially state it, which was a good choice on his part.

What d'you reckon?

I thought it was Diet Coke with lime... or maybe they have both.

Incandenza doesn't know anything.

Tonight's the Night is the only Neil Young album I'd recommend. Fuck Neil Young. From what I know of you, Thumbtack, here's some Aphex starting points: Richard D. James Album is probably his most accessible, and has a louder, more aggressive tone. If you do get that one, the next one you should get is the Come to Daddy LP, which is similar, but a bit lighter and weirder, and then I Care Because You Do, which is where, in my opinion, he best balanced commercial sensibility with... everything else he does. If you would rather dive right into his best work without a preparation course, get both volumes of Selected Ambient Works, but be warned that he's serious about the ambient part, especially on Vol. 2, and 26 Mixes For Cash, which is titled similarly to Throbbing Gristle albums. He'll do a remix without ever having heard the original song, for example. It's not easily described, but you have to hear it. Don't get drukqs until you're pretty familiar with his work, but once you kind of understand him, it's a must. And get that Mike and Rich album, and the Windowlicker single for light, funny stuff, which is insanely disturbing at the same time.

Aesop Rock is Del light, so just go ahead and get everything Del did. And from there, you'll be exposed to a lot of people he worked with on those various projects. That should last you a good long time.

V/Vm put out a christmas album that was pretty good. I wouldn't go listening to it though... I don't think anyone on this board is quite prepared to handle V/Vm.

I'd quit my job just to hang out with you freaks. Let's gang rape somebody.

Actually, she brings out a lot of my healthy misogyny, which is good for the libido. Here's what she said about Marilyn Manson: "'I hate the things they preach. They found a gimmick that sells. The fact that they're making money off all these teenage kids who actually believe in their message is disgusting." Ha. Bend over, bitch, I'll show you what disgusting is.