Nighthawk

Your logic was flawed. That should make you feel good about yourself.

Another thing that happened on that same job was that the building was across from a hotel (this was the 10th floor or so), and there was a woman who would change clothes with the window open. Everyone would watch. At first we thought it was inadvertant, but she slowly started becoming more and more lewd until she would dance in front of the window and eventually engaged in doggy style facing out the window. One person was fired for spending too much time looking out the window and not working.

Being a 17 year old shemale is a huge, but erotic, mistake.

Banky is still learning. Be gentle with him.

It was a sleazy day.

I don't get drunk... but I can name several artists that only sound good when I'm on something. Not many which are good sober and better fucked, however.

The best music store I know is Rasputin's in Berkeley. There's five or six of them, but that one specifically. And just a block away is Amoeba's where the selection isn't as good but they have the best prices I've ever seen. Come to SF just to go there. You can smoke inside if you look cool enough.

Thug Matrimony

I feel like God among insects.

You know, I should get Spoon fucked up, and then fuck him, and then post the video on here. Now that would kill the board for sure.

I wore a sweater today in your honor, Patrick.

Let me acknowledge that a person choosing the actor to play themselves means absolutely nothing as far as the validity of the choice. Allow me a rare Simpsons reference: "It's obvious it should be... Gary Oldman!"

Boards of Canada and Squarepusher on the same show is a good deal, if you like that sort of thing. Which I'm sure most of you don't.

Who cares? Their money's already spent.

Laz sucks, btw.

Seriously though, there's like 10 or 15 acts on there worth seeing.

Sniff rubber cement. It will give you hallucinatory experiences, but not real hallucinations. It will expand your mind better than most mushrooms though. You have to do it for a long time, so in case you tried it in third grade and it didn't work, you were wrong. Eventually you'll look into the bottle and find it empty, and realize you just huffed all that into your brain. Now that's a mind fuck.

There is a part of her body that could have used reduction... but those weren't it.

I don't like Fleetwood Mac at all except for the live version of "World Turning" where they voodoo'd it up and "Gold Dust Woman" is ok. Add them to the list of legendary groups I just don't care for. With Zepp and Dylan.

Kotzenjunge is a Kotzenjunkie. Jesus Christ, man, at least pretend you're not strung out beyond belief.

Cheez Whiz, btw.

So apparently she has many lookalikes, but did any of you actually fuck them or was it just me?

He's right. It's such a jarring contrast it almost ruins it. It should have had no words on it. Just a date, if anything. That would have been the best.

Bow down and worship me, and I'll give you everything the eye can see.

dun dun DUN!