Nighthawk

Well what more reason do you want? They just aren't. I don't fucking know why. That's like saying "Why are the Chinese bad drivers?" or "Why are black people good at rapping?"

What size are those shoes, bob? 7?

Chloe Sevigny

Yeah, but they got back together. I actually looked that up before I made the reference... loser that I am.

His larger point is true, though. One of the funniest things I ever saw Sarah Silverman say was, in answer to a question about what her erogenous zones were, "My vagina, asshole." Very true, and most women would not say that. Meh, I shouldn't be threatened. She fucks Jimmy Kimmel, I'm definitely more attractive than him, and at least as charismatic, if not more so.

Women are funny to other women. Men are funny to both men and women. Part of it is obviously prejudice though. Example: Sarah Silverman is clearly funny, but I downplay how funny she is because she's a woman. And pretty attractive. I find this threatening for some reason.

Yeah, but you can do pretty much anything in a book and get away with it because no one is paying attention. What books do you know that caused controversy? Children's books, and American Psycho are the only ones I know of. Maybe Catcher in the Rye, but only because of who it was associated with later. On the other hand, I don't think the movie looks very good. Mark Ruffalo plays - what else - an eye doctor struck by blindness? Oh, the irony of it all! Still, those protesters should get hit by a flaming truck full of knives.

Bill Sadler as Death way before Bogus Journey. The show is called Assaulted Nuts, for you David Cross fans.

Well, they're totally different kinds of artists, yeah.

I'm just here to fuck.

If the dude from Joy Division deserves a biopic then so should Biggie. That was a really great movie. There's been several great musical biopics lately... Control (Ian Curtis), I'm Not There (Dylan), What We Do Is Secret (Darby Crash). Hopefully this'll be another good one, though it clearly won't be as arty as those.

Well, I'll always have my memories... and gallons and gallons of semen. Not that I'm disrespecting her memory. The fact that she found a way to touch me as an artist, even if her art was pornography, makes me care about her. As I've recently said, what someone does sexually doesn't make me think any differently or worse of them.

I'm all over it. I love the trailer, too. That grey skies/ominous stuff is cool as hell.

I'm all over it. I love the trailer, too. That grey skies/ominous stuff is cool as hell.

I think it's the heat, but Florida is hyper fucked up.

Hoodies: Battle Royale The Residents: just has a picture of a top-hatted eye on the back, Residents logo on the front. People ask about this a lot, but alas, they don't make them anymore! (I just saw that they are making the Mr. Skull shirts again. Should get one) NWA: made this one myself by sewing a large NWA logo onto the back of a plain black one. It's a 3XL, so it swims on me, but good if I need to feel swaddled. A high quality pull-over red one (I believe the brand is South Pole) that I'm going to sew something on at some point.

For more years than I remember, I have two things to entertain me while I take a shit: Archie comics and handheld video Yahtzee.

For a 44.99 set? It pays for itself.

I've seen pbone wear long pants. As for me, I never wear shorts. Ever. My jeans are all pretty generic blues. Then I have various pants in odd colors. And some navy dockers with the cuffs frayed all to hell, I love them to death. They're the most comfortable pants in the world. My tshirts are a topic all their own, I have some awesome ones. I have as many nice button up shirts, some polo. Every one is weird or eye catching in some way. I have like one neutral outfit for like a funeral or something.

What do you think the Jews do?

Well, actually, Boris I can get behind, but like... TV On the Radio. Yeah, I enjoy their stuff very much, but it's just... so what? I need more than music from my music. I suppose it's just my theatrical mindset.

That's a lot like what my band Bonestorm is going to be.

While he wasn't really in contention for me to pick him, I think Cohen in a John Waters movie would mesh well.

You know, I like this stuff, but I'll just never be able to talk/think about it the way you guys do.

Ok, I saw Choke again (paid for it this time, which I felt good about, because I really like the movie...) but there was nobody in the theater, like 6 people total. Two showings all day. That's such a bummer! Trust me on this, it's really good, even though a lot is omitted from the book. For me, it's the perfect date movie. I hope it finds an audience on dvd, because to be honest, it's not really the most mainstream movie. I know a lot of people found Fight Club easy to relate to, but who relates to Choke? Well... people like me. Lots of deleted scenes, I'm hoping for. Oh yeah, they also showed the trailer for Notorious, the Biggie Smalls biopic. Hell yeah.