Nighthawk

Religious discussions become wars because one side is uneducated, stubborn and ignorant.

I agree, in fact it's more of a hindrance than anything else, because the vast majority believe in their own interpretation of the truth, which is laughably far from reality. For example, the Catholic church is by far the largest sect of Christianity, and is demonstratably false, and a mish mash of pagan customs to boot. This is also supported in the Bible with "Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it."

I lived in South Central for a while. That's the best ghetto in the world, except maybe Harlem, or East St. Louis, both of which I've been to. Instant street cred.

Because of my felony convictions, I was not allowed to drive (legally) until I was 18. At that age, there was no requirement of having a licensed driver in the car with me, or taking any driver's ed courses, which I didn't. Also waived were the perhaps regional and seldom enforced rulings that for the first 6 months you couldn't transport children under 12, and for the first year you couldn't drive between 12 and 5 am, except to and from school, work or religious functions.

Country western rap records are good.

You honestly expect me to read that much?

I still like him. He's my buddy.

The other day I raced a guy in a rusty VW Bug with my Camry with the dented in trunk and Bush/Cheney bumpersticker. I can't remember who won.

In the movies, you just get cracked again and it goes away. In real life, it could last a few minutes or forever.

Unless you're me.

You know, Mormons used to be murderous cowboy polygamists who thought they'd become God when they died. It's impossible to be cooler than that.

Nah. There's that, but if you actually toss a few back, it helps by making you more limber and upping your pain tolerance. Fighting buzzed is more advanced than fighting with the appearance of being drunk. The pure form of drunken boxing is not a drunken version of an existing style, it's a style of it's own, although it is possible to have drunken versions of existing styles. The Eight Drunk Gods from the Jackie Chan movie is fake though.

This is all kind of stupid. If someobody points a gun at you, all you need is that thing Jackie Chan did in Rush Hour, which you can learn from watching the movie. I've done it in real life. If there's more than one person, you can't do anything. Because of this, you don't need to pick and choose which style you learn, because the only situation it will be useful in is against a single opponent, in which case nearly any discipline will defeat someone who is undisciplined. Therefore, what you need to be asking is which martial art looks the best. You must learn Drunken Boxing. I've been studying it for six years and never lost a fight, even though suckers will tell you it's not a very good style.

Against one guy, yeah.

I killed a little girl on a bike pulling out of the drive thru doing that. (drivin stoned)

Jiu Jitsu looks like garbage even though it works, technically. It plays well in a tournament... don't trust it in the street. I recommend Aikido or Judo (or both), but whatever you do, mix it with street fighting, knees and elbows and so forth. Don't let the honor of martial arts slow you down. Learn to punch really hard. You will be amazed how far a single knock out punch can carry you.

Some are, but you can buy them used off amazon also. Do it anyway, as people often sell them brand new at severely reduced price.

Rap is easy to get. P2P is fine, if you're not getting it from there, you're not looking right.

Imagine if they had that rule with the Press Your Luck guy... He quit of his own volition. This is the first I've heard about this, shows how much of a damn I give. I'm confusing Quiz Show and Magnolia, but there was something in a movie this reminds me of.

If it's in the past and nobody was hurt, getting away with driving drunk is cool. If he had killed somebody he wouldn't be here telling the story now would he? He's no guiltier than the woman who has an orgasm while being raped. And as for Brian, try to shy away from using the truth as a consolation.

Yeah, if you're gay.

That was good. Greg Dark directing is good. He's the kinda guy who'll do some outlandish shit but you can't quite tell if he's being serious or joking. Which is about right for something like this.

Like what I did.

It's one of the worst things to have on your record, but you can get it removed after a number of years if you drive clean from now on.

Yeah huh. Whataya ignant?