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  1. Nighthawk

    Guts

    You'd be surprised at how common it is to lose things up your dick hole, however. I know, yeah, it's pretty common, but this is like everyday shit from the medical professionals I've talked to. Nobody ever admits they stuck it there themselves either. I mean, if you lose something up your ass, you might be able to come up with a passable explanation other than the truth, but I really can't think of too many reasons something would be lost up your dick by accident. That's why if I ever do that, it has to be something where the end that's sticking out is way too big to get stuck, like the Arabs in the story. I showed a picture once, maybe you remember.
  2. Nighthawk

    Is, "Da Ali G Show"

    Yes, it is coming back, I saw them running promos. I forgot the exact date but I'm pretty sure it's in July, after Bill Maher sound fair. The first season is on hbo on demand now as well.
  3. Nighthawk

    Marney: RIP

    Christian margaritas, we're goin' straight to hell.
  4. Nighthawk

    Guts

    By the way, my opinion is that Chuck is not a particularly "good" writer, but he is what he's advertised as, which is a kind of literary HiNRG equivalent of taking a bunch of speed at Disneyland. He's fun. His image is starting to hurt him though.
  5. Nighthawk

    Marney: RIP

    Marvelous. Maybe I can still fulfill my dream of being the little dutch boy who stuck his finger in the dyke.
  6. Nighthawk

    Marney: RIP

    Marney should just come back. It would be funny.
  7. Nighthawk

    Marney: RIP

    I didn't spend too long on AC/DC god. There was some luck there. Kooler Than Jesus was the one that sprung to mind immediately, and it's manifold references quickly fell into place like dominoes. That was really a reference of references, I was just lucky enough to stumble upon it at the right time.
  8. Nighthawk

    Marney: RIP

    AC/DC god. I totally did that for real.
  9. Nighthawk

    Marney: RIP

    Reference laden, by chance? I can't be arsed. Not really. I was going for random. I did make up a justification after the fact when I entered it in the urban dictionary, but it was working backwards.
  10. Nighthawk

    So is there going to be a forum left by Saturday?

    Damn, I really wish I could fuck marney.
  11. Nighthawk

    Marney: RIP

    I made it up for no discernable reason.
  12. Nighthawk

    Marney: RIP

    chave just soccer mom'd evvaboddy.
  13. Nighthawk

    Marney: RIP

    And myself.
  14. Nighthawk

    Marney: RIP

    This is exactly as much motivation as she needed.
  15. Nighthawk

    The Titillating World of Cosplay

    I nailed a bunch of them, because I had two step sisters that do that shit. I didn't nail them... though I could have if I wished.
  16. Nighthawk

    MrZsasz will give you an opinion.

    He's giving you fully formed opinions to use yourself, not answering questions. This is totally different.
  17. Nighthawk

    It's time for you, the POSTERS, to decide!

    And this doesn't make you wonder why you bother in the first place? Unless it's practice for when you debate for real. That I could understand.
  18. Nighthawk

    It's time for you, the POSTERS, to decide!

    Ask your opponet to have a whiff of the flower pinned to your lapel, then squirt em in the face. If that doesn't work, it's time to bust out the pies.
  19. Nighthawk

    It's time for you, the POSTERS, to decide!

    If you're gay, yeah.
  20. Nighthawk

    Guts

    Ha ha. You tricked him!
  21. Nighthawk

    Ask Incandenza

    I'm disapointed with Incy letting subby push him around.
  22. Nighthawk

    Give me money

    I mean the band. I'm sure they have money, you can ask them.
  23. Nighthawk

    Give me money

    *mails anthrax*
  24. Nighthawk

    So is there going to be a forum left by Saturday?

    By the way, I had this very idea the other day, only in my example it was gay porn.
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