Nighthawk

You are so banned.

Try it yourself. It's good, I'm sure you'll like it.

They should make a movie out of that.

This is terrible because I loved her. I mean, romantically.

Ha ha. You faggot.

Ok, but I hope you know it makes you look like a faggot.

You can't shut me up. I'm beyond you.

Do you even know who I am?

Can't you discuss current events on your own time? Do you not know anyone?

Sometimes I find it ridiculous that there's current events discussion here at all.

Actually, it wasn't too long ago that I said someone's new name should be Burn Cock. I can't quite remember who I was talking about... it was in one of those gang threads. And on a more serious note, it's good to see Cock Shots still as fresh and relevant today as the day I started it.

A joke as in funny though. You're apparently saddened by it, which I find saddening. The funny/sad thing is that I don't know if the All Stars are in on the joke. They very well could be. And by The All Stars I mean Banky. But no... I do find it somewhat difficult to get involved in these sort of things, because when it comes down to it, I really just don't care one way or the other. I can't judge aspects good or bad, it's just an id. A simmering pot of everything and nothing, to which I gain nor lose anything. Thought, being or existance have no meaning, and I can no more rationalize anything than I could justify a cloud. Like, you know you never hear about government cheese anymore? A few years ago it was a common subject for jokes and the like, anything remotely related to poverty had to have government cheese involved somehow. Now, government cheese only has relevance to the people that eat it. I don't know what that had to do with anything. But it's there. And that's what TSM is to me. Government cheese.

Who are the hardcore discussion all stars? Kotz? I think not. The people you're probably imagining are looked at as a joke. This is all just a big joke.

I thought you were deliberately not supposed to know what it means. In which case it may mean nothing at all.

I use the leaf shield on Air Man. Three shots to kill him, I think.

He did have something to with Elephant Man, come to think of it. That was pretty good.

::spit take:: I've never even heard of this before. But it sounds... well... really fucking cool. Where could I pick one up? Well, to the best of my knowledge it's like this: The first isn't too hard to come by and you should be able to get it through the usual channels. It's rather on the short side and is serves more to whet the appetite, really. The second one is out of print and seems rather hard to get your hands on and fairly pricey if you do. I really wouldn't know where you'd find that. ebay maybe. I looked there and didn't find it, but I didn't look too hard. After that there was some sort of conflict with his publishers or something and he never did any more. Last I heard, he was going to finish it eventually, but you know how those kinds of statements are.

Spaceballs is cult. Plus I think a lot of people watched it as kids, you really have to be older to appreciate those other movies, as per the stated maturity. Kinda heavy on atmosphere and set up they are as well, Spaceballs is real rapid fire with the gags. Surprisingly, my favorite line is probably "Out of order? Fuck!" (even in the future nothing works). The way fuck is thrown in for pretty much no reason... classic. You know, Robin Hood Men in Tights really did have some stuff going for it. Nice cast for one: Cary Elwes, Richard Lewis, Dave Chappelle, Patrick Stewart, Isaac Hayes... too bad they were kind of wasted.

I can already see she's not here. We don't have to waste Max Power's time.

Ok, here's what you want: Lost Girls by Alan Moore. Alice of the Lewis Carroll stories, Wendy from Peter Pan and Dorothy of Oz in a lesbian relationship. The concept is seeing exactly how high class and dignified you can make porn, and where the line to erotica is drawn. Actually, I don't even think it's finished, and it seems to be rather expensive and rare, but man, talk about a crown jewel for your collection.

Well, she ain't here.

So we can party? Cool. edit: With the Hermit posting in between, this now takes on a much more interesting connotation.

DerangedHermit is my third choice. And Incandenza is my fourth.

Now they're both gone. Oh, TSM, when will you learn?

Oh, Stephen Joseph, that'd be good. Bump Choken down to my second choice.