Nighthawk

Excellent commercial, though I'd have outright called the guy an idiot if it were me.

Well, that was kind of the entire point.

Which is significant.

The first makes me think of Exorcist III, but it's nothing more than a vague kind of deja vu, so it's probably wrong. I would guess you're probably familiar with that anyway.

I've added it.

He didn't really believe it was terrible, he was brainwashed by the antismoking Nazis. Then he was rebrainwashed by the prosmoking pimps. But anyway, I don't see how it could be terrible. Look at how much fun these people are having:

To be accepted by cool people like me and AoO, though he failed. However, I find your viewpoint on smoking terrible, disgusting and repulsive.

El Duce was on one of my favorite episodes of Jerry Springer, along with Gwar and some other band. You should try to see that one if you haven't. He received a very unwelcome reception, because he advocated rape. Highlights include: they asked him to remove the hood he was wearing, which he did, and was met with feigned disgust at his appearance, and the request to put it back on. He did. At the end of the show, there was a shot of him unmasked from the two seconds or so he had taken the hood off, with the caption "Sadly, (guy's real name) was hit by a train after the taping of this show." or something to that effect. Hilarious.

What aspects of life? Sex... drugs... uh, love... giving... having children... the Lord... laughing... friendship... ice cream? You can smoke while you do those things. By the way, cigars are best when you light them with money.

I'd just use the crossface. Their bodies are positioned in the same way as the mutilation, whereas the rings of saturn has a similar hold with an utterly different positioning. Plus the crossface is stronger and has a meter.

Or you vastly underrate smoking.

Very good. Now we just need Beau to follow my advice and we'll be getting somewhere.

I don't take orders from communists.

Oh, I almost forgot. Fuck you fascist.

Do some research, the both of you.

Fuck you antismoking drones.

I also have fantasies about beating her with a bat until her spine snaps. Except in mine, we also have sex.

The dancing is somewhat in character for Dusty Rhodes.

Smoking IS the best thing that ever happened. The fact that it kills you is just a bonus. When did longevity become an aspiration anyway? Old people suck. Never listen to the psychopaths who tell you that smoking is bad, and never give in, never compromise, even in the face of armageddon.

As a witch's tit.

But who knows why the government does anything?

I'm a billion.

You call shotgun? Either you used that incorrectly or I did way too much meth. It's probbly the latter... if I'm not here tomorrow it means I'm dead.

I'd have went with Jimmy Hendricks. I used to know a guy named Jimmy Hendricks.

Ok, yeah, that was a plus.