Nighthawk

Impossible. You didn't recognize Prince songs you've heard, at best.

Because he had some allergic reaction?

Hm, cheeseburger and fries probably, with a shake. And brownies with weed in them. As much for the brownies as the weed.

People just don't like that stuff as much. I've tried to come up with a reason that involved their being stupider than me, but it's a fool's errand. Sure, a library is a better place to go than a strip club, but... you see what I'm saying.

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I don't think you got Predator.

That's what they should've named the movie, anyway. It's what everyone calls it. Either that or "Willy Wonka," and that's not the name of the movie either. I agree. It's a much more aestetically pleasing name, and was the name of the source material to boot.

Go.

South Park sucks and if you say it doesn't you're gay. I know because Trey Parker told me. I met him when I was sweeping up in a TGI Fridays and he came in to use the bathroom. A Nightmare on Elm Street Pulp Fiction Reservoir Dogs Dawn of the Dead (1978) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Goodfellas Ghostbusters Casino The Godfather Part II Jaws Blazing Saddles American History X Chasing Amy Scarface Die Hard Mallrats Fight Club Kill Bill Vol. 2 Seven Samurai Full Metal Jacket The Evil Dead Raiders of the Lost Ark The Usual Suspects Taxi Driver North by Northwest Terminator 2: Judgment Day Raging Bull Kill Bill Vol. 1 Citizen Kane Heat Halloween Donnie Darko

I say we just ignore everything.

Cuck my sock.

Pretty funny, but I couldn't read it all. Maybe I would have if I still had my ear on the wrestling tracks.

There's one at the site I linked re: Ravens. See OctoberBlood's post directly above this one (you're welcome, by the way). Looks decent to me, though you can't do the cape.

Some woman yelled something, and the guy yells "Shut up bitch!" I think. I could never make it out too well either.

It's funny, I was just talking about this. I was talking to somebody about how it was the greatest single standup piece ever. I have the audio, and I was going to just let them hear it, but this is much better. So I appreciate it.

True in one sense, but there's also fat kids. Their parents will establish poor health habits from the ground up, or else allow the child, too ignorant to know better, to dictate their own choices. This, of course, doesn't render the person incapable of weight loss, but anything ingrained since childhood is quite difficult to change. I don't have any particular disdain for fat people, but some more than others. It seems to me the ones who are usually the harshest on fat folks are the ones who used to be fat themselves, which probably shows they carried some self loathing. Which is a motivator for some, makes others fatter. You have to drop all that emotional shit and just lose weight or don't.

Incorrect. Supposedly it was Gheyme. I should have probably checked that out last night and then regardless completely banned him from being able to access the board. Oh well. Actually, there was a real HotTicket who let Gheyme use the account. But good luck trying to draw lines about which was which. Oh yeah.

I do all four, often at the same time.

I must get these shoes. Think of the camp value!

Reminds me of a story. I used to live near this really fat dude. I mean, the guy had to 500 pounds on a good day. He lived with his son and his mother (starting to get a picture of the kind of neighborhood this was?). So one day his son builds this ramp to jump his bike off but he gets too scared to do it. All three of these people are out there. So the mother is like "I'll show you how it's done." and she's gonna jump the bike. Now she's pretty hefty herself, nothing like her son, but up there (the kid was skinny, funnily enough). So she comes off the ramp, flips over the handle bars and crashes to the ground. Found out later that she broke her collarbone. So the fat dude starts running in the house to call an ambulance, but he gets like ten feet before he starts wheezing and drops to a knee, so the kid has to go in and call for one. After the kid comes back out, the guy made him go back and bring a chair out, cause he couldn't take being on his feet long enough to wait for the ambulance. That's bad, yeah. That's the fat you don't wanna be.

Well, I've lost 20 pounds or so without trying. I was just too busy to eat.

True, seeing as they actually have worked as wrestlers (probably better wrestlers than rappers if it came down to it). As far as liking them or not, I liked them when I was of the age to like them, but it's kind of embarrassing now. I do get into the Detroit rap scene, so they're on my radar by association. They're easily some of the worst to come out of there, and I listen to the obscure guys nobody's heard of too. I'll give them this though; they sure know how to market themselves.

South Park Spider-Man

Speaking of not liking your Raven's appearance, if you still want one, go here and look at the Ravens done by a guy called Born2Box. They're really good. He has some just about perfect Hogans and Jeff Hardys you can see there as well.

I think I might take a trip over the summer or somesuch. So I wonder, how true are these rumors of hostility I hear? Is it worth the effort to pretend I'm Canadian?